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Ben

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About Me

You know... red hair... amazingly awesome... rockstar.... I can bench press a small truck. Probably will work as a bouncer in a popular bar someday if my rock and roll career doesn't work out. They tell me that if I was any more amazing they would have had to put me down at birth on the odd chance that I would rival the the awesomeness of Chuck Norris. Sometimes children do come and beg me for an autograph its true.... ofcourse I always sign. Sometimes I cry during love stories.... and I can't help but love cute little kittens. Sometimes I rescue babies from burning buildings. That pretty much sums me up. I love everyone!

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My Interests

Oh I don't know... dancing in the rain naked... eating fruit snacks, gushers are great... saving the rainforest... stuff like that. I also enjoy reading, and watching movies, and Guitar Hero.

I'd like to meet:

Three people I would like to meet most.... Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and The Touretts Guy!

Music:

I love Rock and Roll. All of it. I hate rap music.... All of it! That includes crappy rap rock. Pretty much hate country too. Power Ballads tickle my fancy. Honestly I will pretty much listen to anything in the generic rock catagory, also if you throw some alternative at me I'll probably listen to that too. My musical preference has pretty much evolved into I'll listen to almost anything.

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Movies:

Detroit Rock City, Surf Ninjas, all Arnold Schwarzenegger movies (except the one with Danny Devito and the one where he is pregnant), Mighty Ducks, D2, Dodgeball, 3 Ninjas, Ninja Turtles 1, 2, and although it is hated among some...3 too, Rock Star, School of Rock, Spinal Tap, The Wall, Disney Movies, Star Wars...all of them, Lord of The Rings the series, Pirates of the Carribean, All Adam Sandler movies, All Chris Farly movies, Side Kick... Chuck Norris is the bomb, The Doors, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers. I enjoy all movies.

Television:

Southpark, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Man Show, Scrubs, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Office. I don't really like much else. I watch a lot of TV, but I don't really enjoy much of it. I like Comedy Central... I'm more of a movie guy.

Books:

Over the summer and last half of the school year I have rediscovered that I love to read. I like Terry Pratchet, Douglas Adams isn't too bad either. God's Debris is a great book. 1984, A Clockwork Orange, The Lord of the Rings, Treasure Island, Robinson Caruso. The Perks of Being a Wallflower is really good. There are a lot of books on my list that I want to read, luckily Michael Night has most of them.

Heroes:

I don't really have any heroes. I look up to some people, but there is no one out there that I would call my hero.
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Things I find funny

Here is a list of things that I find funny and always will. -farts -when my dad makes fun of fat girls -midgets -diarreah jokes/ all poop jokes -fat people jumping (especially into lofted beds) -the n...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:56:00 PST

not doing homework.

So it has only been a week of school since break so far.  All of my classes seem not too bad.  There arn't any teachers yet that seem particulary jackassy.  I am already sick of it thou...
Posted by Ben on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:41:00 PST

quick

instant cappuccino is lame!  So are spam messages that get deleted before I can ever see them.
Posted by Ben on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:57:00 PST

if

If I was a dildo I would DO MY JOB!!!!
Posted by Ben on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:51:00 PST

...

Funny how you can be so high one day then crash to rock bottom the next.  So begins the long climb back out of this hole I've dug myself.  College started... its another year.... we'll see.....
Posted by Ben on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 08:00:00 PST

Summer

Well summer is almost over. Just like four days or so left and I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda excited.  I am so ready to be out of the house and back at Akron.  It sucks that I have to learn a...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:39:00 PST

...

.... work sucks, I'm still pretty broke and I miss my friends.  I havn't seen Sexy John in forever, just talked to him at the show and thats it.  The time before that was all the way at the ...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:19:00 PST

Its a cryin' shame!

Yeah so I just had a bowl of my favorite cereal, General Mills' Cinnamon Toast Crunch... well it turns out that it is now made of whole wheat and 75% less sugar.   IT TASTES TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:52:00 PST

if you're really really really bored and you hate yourself

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? nope2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? About 0 days3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Camera from my parents4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? ofcoarse5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKE...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:18:00 PST

if only...

It seems like all of my friends are crashing and burning right now.  The worst thing in the world is to know that your friends are hurting and you can't do anything about it.  I want to be t...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:20:00 PST