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Detective Greg

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About Me

I'm one of those smart asses who tries to con you into being friends with me, if that doesn't work I bate you with cookies and deep friend goodies; like penny whistles!I listen to a wide variety of news sources (I bet you thought I was going to say music) I listen to a wide variety of music (hehehe) and try to keep open to open the open open open.blaggity blar blar blar giraffe, travel, dancing, smiling laughing I like but don't the doodly done.in short, it was the best time I've ever had. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Jarring/unusual captions the arts, politics, vacationing, interdimentional feemer translations for depth studies and conflict resolution. avoiding jail.

I'd like to meet:

space aliens

Music:

Autechre, Arovane, Boards of Canada, Fischer Spooner, Peaches, Akufen, -House music- Adam Freeland, -BreakBeats-, Sly and the Family Stone, -FUNK music-, AesopRock, -Hiphop-, fat people sitting on woopy coushins live.

Books:

about robots, about art, about philosophy, about cars, about poets, about language, with drawings of people in spandex please

Heroes:

Batman, Spiderman, Tesla, Ghandi...

My Blog

rocky road ice cream, where are you?

greek? alright myspace, whatever you say... I don't write in this blog ever. but here's one for the hard core fans. I work 6 days a week, but work is like hanging out so I dont mind. I just learned ho...
Posted by Detective Greg on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 04:36:00 PST

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indiscriminant crystiline refractions of light lick sattin walls,I awake to a managerie of electronic beeps, talk radio hosts and missed calls.a culmitavibe accumulation of culpability to dreams of di...
Posted by Detective Greg on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:46:00 PST

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it's been a while since audiophyle lymerics trickled over a rocky tounge and through pocket protected lips, normaly I, try to, smile to, fly by night over paragraphs of progress. while you, wylie turt...
Posted by Detective Greg on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 04:22:00 PST

been up two, three, four...

I've codified my mind's weight, blessed my best, biggest bought thought with the promise of the following fate: eternal made with solid carvings which contribute to clearer portraits of time, mixed...
Posted by Detective Greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I don't write you anymore

my space, I've been with other places where I 'deposit' my 'seeds of thoughts' sorry, your format is just not so enthusiastic, your functions great, but lets be real, I've been faking orgasms a...
Posted by Detective Greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a file in the codex.

bitter, twisted and dissmisive like citrus blessed with truth infested with like apologies for the spiked aid, this truce holds, you guessed it but like pressurised cookers, eclectic sights lead ...
Posted by Detective Greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have the flu

and its tiny fingers are restricting me access to my legs! like bouncers to a really sexy nightclub (yeeeeea that's right my legs are HOT LIKE RODS!) the flu is all like 'nope, not getting your up on...
Posted by Detective Greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lately I've

where to begin, the last two weeks have been pretty stressful. Like somekind of 'throw everything into turmoil' bomb went off on my end of the ship. I quit my job, I didn't beg for it back, or tr...
Posted by Detective Greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my adress

dear old and new and unmet friends, I'm a contender for the highest ranking herse humbler amid horse whisperers, but I left my invitation to the galla amid thoughts of a dream date breaking throu...
Posted by Detective Greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

today

is the day before my birthday. I wonder if I'll get the gift of birthday sex? who knows. I've got to finish up a mural at girlfriend's place (Andrea's) which should only take me a bit of time bec...
Posted by Detective Greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST