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Mishka

Even if the voices are not real, they have some real good ideas!

About Me



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My Interests

Vampires, Immortality, Making People Laugh, Stand up Comedy, Movies, Parody, Sarcasm, Forgery, Mockery, Chaos, Anarchy, Con Artistry... the usual. I like swimming, not spending time in the sunshine (prefer to hang out during night), walking (again, preferably at night), going to the movies, concerts, bars, clubs/lounges, spending time with friends.

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adopt your own virtual pet!.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy oneSpontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with you might end up crying.

I'd like to meet:



I would like to meet lots of people - keeps life from getting dull.

Music:

I like Rock, Metal, Alt. Rock, 80s Metal, some Rap/Pop... I like most music aside from country. Some of my favorite bands/artists include Manson, Nirvana, Green Day, Seether, Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weird Al... there are a ton of songs that I like by many new artists that haven't made it to my all time favorite bands yet :)

Movies:

Talledega Nights, Dodgeball, Love Actually, Wedding Crashers, X-Men, Fight Club, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, Spaceballs, Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Old School, Caddyshack, The Craft, Super Troopers, Meet the Parents, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Pleasantville, Scream, The Very Thought of You, Shakespeare in Love, The Goonies, American Pie, Serenity, Stand by Me, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Heathers, Forrest Gump, Mary Poppins, Alice in Wonderland, Carebears in Wonderland, Donnie Darko, Army of Darkness, The Devil's Advocate, Valentine, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Home Fries, The Sandlot, Cruel Intentions.

Television:

South Park, CSI:NY, Bones, House, Rescue Me, Nip/Tuck, Desperate Housewives, Family Guy, NCIS, The 4400, American Dad, The Riches, Smallville, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Brothers & Sisters

Books:

I don't read nearly as much as I used to, but I was very fond of Stephen King novels and anything by Shakespeare.

Heroes:

I don't really have 'heroes'. There are lots of people that I admire for different reasons.

My Blog

I’m getting an award!!!

So I came home from work and went through my mail which is usually boring as hell and I came across a nice little envelope from Pace University that had the following letter: "Dear Melissa: I am del...
Posted by Mishka on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:41:00 PST

This is worth watching - Randy Pausch’s Last Lecture

If you were going to die and had one last lecture to give to your students, what would you say?Check out this video: RandyPauschReprise ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Mishka on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:20:00 PST

I don’t like Easter anymore...

Stupid holiday closing all of my stores for a day.  Seriously, how long does it take to open an Easter basket?  Get your ass to work and open the stores!!!!
Posted by Mishka on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:56:00 PST

How to avoid energy vampires...

http://psychology.suite101.com/article.cfm/stop_energy_vampi res Energy Vampires Drain Your Spirit 11 Ways to Protect Your Mind, Body & Soul From Negative Energy © Laurie Pawlik-Kienlen ...
Posted by Mishka on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:59:00 PST

Well i kind of hope not...

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by Mishka on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:52:00 PST

High Heels + Walking = Quicker Orgasm?

..> Heel Appeal! From the Editors at Netscape..> Call it heel appeal. Women who wear high heels may give their sex life a boost, and it has nothing to do with the effect these sexy shoes have ...
Posted by Mishka on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:03:00 PST

57 Girl Confessions

1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Depends on who this guy is&  How does he know me?  Do I like him? 2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? Poofy is bad. 3. What wo...
Posted by Mishka on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:55:00 PST

He’s got my vote


Posted by Mishka on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:22:00 PST

No Christmas for You (Last One for Tonight)

More Foamy :)Check out this video: No Christmas for You Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Mishka on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:47:00 PST

Squirrel Songs.... I’ll never get sick of these :)

I'm the Lord and Master... you all are bastards! ;)Check out this video: Squirrel Songs (Foamy) Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Mishka on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:25:00 PST