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julie michelle

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

im a 25 year old product of a very loud, obnoxious family. there's not much to me... im tall, i like to dance like an idiot, i enjoy karaoke, i LOVE to laugh and im a great cook. furthermore, im a nursing student that values and enjoys bad jokes and toilet humor. in other words, i'm like that mildly retarded cousin that everyone has... even though i'm a little weird, its hard not to love me. ha! i enjoy being me. and lastly, i wish i had a teleporter... it would save me so much time in my day if i didnt have to drive everywhere.

My Interests

I LOVE THE FOLLOWING: karaoke, wearing a scarf, learning, the gym, playing cello, watching football, tattoos, movies, target shooting, playing in the snow, swimming in my pool, shopping, cars, making money, sleeping, laughing, laying in bed, laying in bed and laughing, pepsi, fresh brewed iced tea, dogs, getting hugged, bad jokes, salsa music/dancing, good vodka, real puerto rican rum, beer and washing my hair.

adopt your own virtual pet!I HATE THE FOLLOWING: bad tippers, people who own SUVs or trucks that dont have ANY use for them, except to guzzle gas and annoy people like me, who drive a normal CAR! (excluding amy and carmin) sitting around being bored, seinfeld, anime, cats, old men that are old enough to be my father hitting on me, slow cars, people who drive slow in the passing lane, cherry water ice, sitting in a boring class, bugs, coca-cola, cult following music junkies (those stupid scene kids that know far too many things about every band) stoners and when my hair gets frizzy.

I'd like to meet:

shakira, so she can teach me how she shakes her ass so well. henry rollins, because hes hilarious. brian westbrook, just because hes my favorite eagle. a good looking guy with a personality that doesnt suck. someone who appreciates my awful humor and feeble attempts to be girly. and lastly, myself in 10 years. THOSE WHO NEED NOT APPLY: that creepy guy that doesnt know the meaning of NO, crack heads, people who cant take a joke and charles manson.

Music:

i love almost everything... this includes: old jazz, classical, classic rock, rock, salsa, merengue, punk, some R&B, pop, bits of hip-hop-anonumous, Basically, people who have talent ... I HATE HATE HATE brittany spears, some modern hip hop, emo, screamo and soft jazz... especially michael bolton and kenny g... they makes me puke.

Movies:

movies that involve lots of action, sex, violence, explosions, comedy, a little horror and drama. namely: the godfather movies, american history x, resevior dogs, big lebowski, young frankenstein, snatch, the transporter, indiana jones movies, rocky movies, terminator movies, predetor movies, alien movies, scarface, x-men movies, house of a 1000 corpses, bad boys 1 and 2, hillary and jackie, a bronx tale, i threw mama from the train, the underworld movies, full metal jacket, tombstone, the whole nine yards, the whole ten yards, garden state, kevin smith movies, 28 days later, walk the line, waiting, hitch, pirates of the carribean movies, the departed, 300 and smokin aces.

Television:

EAGLES games and CSI, mostly. but if its funny or exciting, i'll watch it... with the exception of seinfeld, i hate that show.

Books:

the books i read are for scholarly educational purposes and they're very thick and heavy.

Heroes:

aretha franklin, dean martin, etta james, alicia keys, jacklyn dupre, ella fitzgerald, and last but certainly not least, my daddy!

My Blog

mis zapatos son negros.

1) Are you an Aunt or Uncle?technically yes. but i never ever see my nephew.2) Can you do a cartwheel?sure can! i did one the other day just to check if i still could.3) What was the last movie you sa...
Posted by julie michelle on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:34:00 PST

OMG!! thats so high school!!

1. Who was your best friends?you mean "who WERE my best friends?", right? they were dianna, jaime, matt heritage, matthew (my bro),  kristin, danny shevlin and your mom.2.What sports did you play...
Posted by julie michelle on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:29:00 PST

i love it when my feet tingle.

1. Where is your brother right now?he's on duty... policing around winslow twp.2. Last place you kissed someone?i kissed my parents goodbye the other day when i left their house. so, i guess my parent...
Posted by julie michelle on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:01:00 PST

no more caffiene for me!

Random Do you have any pets? not technically. but i have 5 dogs at my parents' house and dianna has the cat from hell.What color shirt are you wearing? grey.Name three things that are physically close...
Posted by julie michelle on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:36:00 PST

tick tock goes the clock.

1. How old will you be in five years?30 and one half.2. Who did you spend at least one hour with today?work people.3. How tall are you?5'8''-5'9'', depending on the time of the day and how much i've b...
Posted by julie michelle on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:52:00 PST

50 heartless questions.

1. Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted longer?yes, one. i miss sophmore year of HS. 2. Whats the most annoying thing someone can do?talk with their mouth full, while spewin...
Posted by julie michelle on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 12:56:00 PST

afternoon blahs.

1. How do you usually introduce yourself to people?it depends on the setting. at work im like,"hi, my name is julie and i'll be serving you this evening." meeting professional people, im like," nice t...
Posted by julie michelle on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:31:00 PST

im so tired.

FINALLY...NOT THE SAME OLD QUESTIONS1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?i havent recently... but its been known to happen 2. Is it harder to be rejected or to reject som...
Posted by julie michelle on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:24:00 PST

shes crafty.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?what do i look like? a hoodlum?2. Do you have any weird sleeping habits?you mean aside from sleeping upside down in a barn? not really, no. 3. When was ...
Posted by julie michelle on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:05:00 PST

nothing but water and ex-lax till prom.

1. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?oh dear lord, no.2. Do you still talk to the person you kissed before the last person you kissed?no.3. Have you ever punched a tree?no... they've ...
Posted by julie michelle on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:18:00 PST