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About Me


AbsintheI am this weird misunderstood guy. I like to think Im not an asshole, however sometimes I lack tact, but what human male doesn't? I'm a sudo-hippie making my best effort to lower my carbon trail. I love music, all kinds! Except country. I enjoy outdoor activities....... in the summer. I will go to bliss fest again. I go to bars, I drink beers. I love to ride a bike, hike in the woods, and camp. I do write bad poetry, but I like it and it helps when I'm in a bad space. I really have no use for snow, except waiting for it to leave. I will try new things anytime anywhere. I love road trips, short or long. I will give everyone I meet one honest chance, when they fuck up, thats it! I have no use for drama, however sometimes my lack of tact will cause it. I'm not perfect nor do I try to be. I am me, I will be no other way. oh and if ya want yahoo: unlucky_killer msn: [email protected] I bet you'll never guess what my myspace IM is. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A talking giraffe, 3 rabid penguins, a pack of slightly aggitated chipmonks, and some of those dancing mushrooms things from phantasia.
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Music:


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Movies:

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Television:

dude, this made me poop a little
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Books:

without them, my head would explode>

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My Blog

I’m getting sick

Ok, so I know that it's sick and wrong,but I've been looking for women on myspace. Here is my problem: They all have babies!!! I am absolutly sickened by the amount of babies in this area!! Is it real...
Posted by eyeball licker on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 10:58:00 PST

Stuff

Well, where to start....... actually, I shouldn't start. I'm just sitting here feeling antsy and aggitated. I know whats wrong but there is nothing i can do about it untill tomarrow. I'll update you l...
Posted by eyeball licker on Wed, 28 May 2008 07:13:00 PST

woo?

Hello and greetings readers of my blog. Oh how the last few months have been quite interesting. I'm wondering how to say this without saying it. ok, that works. So there still isn't a girlfriend, the ...
Posted by eyeball licker on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:01:00 PST

Gilmer is getting free muthaphukaz!

Yes yes yes, it's true!!!! I'm getting out next thursday!!! I've met a most nifty chick!!! My dad is going to loan me the money to get my happy ass out of here!!! Now, all we gotta do is get me a part...
Posted by eyeball licker on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:08:00 PST

sorry folks

I deleted the blog from fem 10th, I'm just kind of an ass that way.
Posted by eyeball licker on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:02:00 PST

nothing

sooooooo, welcome to another entry into the mind of Gilmer!!! Today I shal just write, not sure what about, but I really havve nothing to say. I dont hate myspace today, there is no drama, and I have ...
Posted by eyeball licker on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:54:00 PST

I Fucking Hate Traverse City

ok, let me tell you people some things. First, since devils night of '07 my life has been strange, to say the least! I fell wildly for a girl, got put on probation, went to jail, got out of jail, lost...
Posted by eyeball licker on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:14:00 PST

Doom

As I look at the mess I have just created, I wonder if I should clean it up or just leave it. This thought makes me think of the guy who DOES have to clean it up, and that makes me think of this time ...
Posted by eyeball licker on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:48:00 PST

repost

I'm going to repost this, I think it's funny   as I sit here, thinking, seeping, slimy, full of stink, I begin to cry, no more, the lasting effects of the rest, even though they are gone, they t...
Posted by eyeball licker on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:49:00 PST

me!!!!

sooooo, I went to jail last night. I did a dumb thing. I got out, I love my dad. I had a $100 bond, then they changed it to $500, then I talk to the judge, and he made it $100. So I got out. other tha...
Posted by eyeball licker on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 01:32:00 PST