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¤Ursus spelaeus.¤

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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I choose imbalance over sedation.
I am a walking contradiction, but aren't we all?
My name is Bubbles.
I am 19 years old. In my freetime, I enjoy going on dates to the Olive Garden with rhinos, writing cryptic messages in glow-in-the-dark chalk, and torturing Peeps in the microwave.
I love my Beans, he is my baby.
I am focused. I traded my dream for a half dream, and until I get where I need to be, you are expendable. Sleep is expendable. Food is expendable. Relaxation is expendable.
I have a love. I do not want to be with anybody else. Do not message me with intentions other than simply being my friend, because I am not interested.
One last thing: I AM A TACO, MY HEART IS MADE OF BEEF. [or, TVP.]
The Flying Spaghetti Monster touched me with his noodley appendage.
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BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME:

I am busy. Always. NOT an elitist, but too busy for people who are just going to waste my time. chances are, that if I don't know you and don't recognize your main photo, I won't reply. chances are, ...
Posted by ¤Ursus spelaeus.¤ on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:01:00 PST

Controversy.

I'm taking a break between math lessons and figured I'd ramble on about something that I'm sure most people don't care about: my views on "controversial topics". So here is a list of several argu...
Posted by ¤Ursus spelaeus.¤ on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:29:00 PST

Wulf.

Do you remember on that day? We took you down off of the cross and shot your ashes into space. Oh, what a waste of time to believe you would ever come to life. The ressurections were all faked as the ...
Posted by ¤Ursus spelaeus.¤ on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:44:00 PST

Shootings.

32 dead... You know what people should do instead of fucking whining about violence?     ARM THEMSELVES. If ONE ONE of those students had had a gun that they knew how to shoot, this would no...
Posted by ¤Ursus spelaeus.¤ on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:40:00 PST

Life as of now. Bla. bla. bla.

A few people asked, so... I went to the ER Sunday. and again Tuesday. Spent 5 days-ish in the ICU. Had a million tests done. Had them worry about intestinal blockage. Had them worry about fistulas. H...
Posted by ¤Ursus spelaeus.¤ on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:14:00 PST

Cocoon

Even though I know it's only chemicalThese peaks and valleys are beginning to take their tollTry to convince myself that all it takes is timeBut the most derisive voice I hear is mineIt opens all the ...
Posted by ¤Ursus spelaeus.¤ on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:56:00 PST

...wow, it's actually somewhat accurate.

http://www.whooga.com/ that's where I took it at. Yay for self-absorption....
Posted by ¤Ursus spelaeus.¤ on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:28:00 PST

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. baaa-aaaaaaaaaaaa.

Do I like Dr. Mercola? No. Do I agree with all of his opinions on his site? No. Did I check all the references for this article? No. The [possibly] factual information stated in this article is inter...
Posted by ¤Ursus spelaeus.¤ on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:55:00 PST

So you want to add me? [note to friends: this is linked from my profile]

Before you click the "ADD" button, please read and consider the following: 1) Do you actually know me? [None of this internet shit, I mean IRL.] 2) Did you used to know me? 3) Do you want to meet me...
Posted by ¤Ursus spelaeus.¤ on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:30:00 PST

This man is my everything.

I was thinking about it the other day, and I've had him for 8 years now. they say when it's good it goes by fast.   I hope he's around for 8 more. ...
Posted by ¤Ursus spelaeus.¤ on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 03:09:00 PST