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About Me

Hey name is Zach ("West" to my shipmates), I'm 21, and I'm a Sailor in the United States Navy! Right now I'm living in Great Lakes, IL, and who knows where after that. Life is good!

My Interests

Snowboarding, Partying, Hanging out with friends, struggling to get by every month, you know, the usual.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Gates...so I could mug him.

Music:

You name it, I'll listen to it. But in general, Rock, Dance (yes, I said dance), Rap/R&B, Smooth Jazz (yeah baby), and, once in a VERY blue moon, country, but not often.All in that order.

Movies:

Bob Lang Taking It From Other Big Gay Men.Disgusting, I know, but you can't look away.

Books:

Ender's Game, By Orson Scott Card. READ IT.

Heroes:

My Dad. Every day that life throws at me gives me more reason to appreciate the hardships my dad endured and ultimately overcame.

My Blog

Spontaneous Literature.

Sometimes I start writing and just see where it goes; most of the time, it goes to the trash. This is one of the few that made it. It has absolutely no bearing on anything, I just wrote it. Un...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:42:00 PST

My life as it is now. (Oct 2007)

I found a tiny starfish In a tidepool by the sand. I found a tiny starfish And put him in my hand. An itty-bitty starfish No bigger than my thumb, A wet and golden starfish Belonging to no ...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:42:00 PST

Purpose

I don't often write anything, but today I couldn't stop thinking, and writing things down often helps settle me down a bit. I wrote this mostly for myself, but you're welcome to read it over.What is t...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 03:07:00 PST

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood...

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth. The...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:59:00 PST

Memorial Day Party Videos.

Thanks to Kyle, who was the cameraguy behind all of these.WARNING: Some of these videos are from the night before the party (you'll know which), and in most of them, I am being supremely drunk and ret...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:14:00 PST

Memorial Day Cabin Party!

Hosted By: Zach and ChrisWhen: Sunday May 28, 2006 at 7:30 PMWhere: The CabinAsk Zach or Chris, WA 98272USDescription:Zach and Chris Click here for the details and to RSVP...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids on Tue, 09 May 2006 06:12:00 PST

So I Totaled My Car Today

Yes, you heard me correctly. I destroyed my car. It's a little gay. Actually, no, it's incredibly, super-duper, Elton John gay. It sucks hardcore. So here's the story: I was driving down windy-ass Hig...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 02:03:00 PST

Photoshop Fodder

As I'm sure many of you are aware, I am a Photoshop addict. I love altering photos, and I have no idea why. The hardest part ,though, is getting good pictures to work on. So, if any of you decide you ...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Human Lab Rat

One of my more bold moves in life... A few days ago, I heard a commercial on the radio talking about a company that tests experimental vaccines and medicines on participants before putting it on ...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

An evening of various mischievous stuff.

So yeah, tonight was pretty fun. I went to see Land of the Dead with some friends (which was good, but the ending sucked ass), and afterwards, my friend Hoeker and I (no, not a prostitute) were trying...
Posted by Napalm Sticks to Kids on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST