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Lo Mein Noodle

The boy with the cold hard cash is always Mr. Right

About Me

squishy

My Interests

boobies, tatas, chest camel toe, melonz, tittiez, 8008$, breasts, mammory glands, utters, milk machines, funbags, yabbos, hooters, love sacks, jublees, bonerizers, puppies, dirty pillows, knockers, dessert pizza, punching self in the crotch, teething, pooping.

Music:

Madonna

Heroes:

Hugh Heffner