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Dorian the Don

One Martini. Shaken! Not stirred.Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Li

About Me

I AM IN MALLORCA CHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHey Check this movie its out on DVD Stomp the Yard this mess looks awsome: http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/stomptheyard/ :)and the video .. . Now this is Me Big D....I am not that big or tall just above average, but whatever... Things to know about me:I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold, and very well-made. I hate small portions of anything, particularly when they taste bad. lets not forget the Greatest moment of all time: Zizou punking those Darn ITALIENS . . Secondly: i'm your mamma, i'm your daddy i'm that nigga in the alley i'm your doctor, when in need want some coke, have some weed you know me, i'm your friend your main boy, thick and thin i'm your pusherman . . anyways this is how i feel everyday at work: . . Famous quotes from everyone i know: . I am crazy, and i love it... you will never see me without a bottle of Dom P...i got 2 guns and a riffle... I love to go to the shooting range and target practice... slightly sociopath... I hate pirates cause they always try to steal the booty... I can't wait for a bitch to do that... you want me to pull his pants down and fuck him... hey peanut butter taste better then bust... do you know who doesn't give a fuck? this guy... doesn't do cardio... just gimme a second... get on some sack... oh for real... Oh my gosh... titoes with milk... ahhh pasty creamy white skin... Blue veins... Let me see Your camel toe... Eye of an eye makes a mookie... . . and i throw Poo at you . . . We are so going to kill Eachother... AWSOME

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My Interests

mmmmm... Lots of things... really i assure you lots of things...

I'd like to meet:

yo moma!!! and also this guy:

Music:

everthing.. even country...

Movies:

Naruto... DBZ... LOTR James Bond...

Television:

smallvi... No! to many Points for that one... I guess 24 hours

Books:

the puicture of Dorian Gray

Heroes:

Michael Jordan cause he is the greatest...

My Blog

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I suck at this internet crap. But you know what sometimes you just got to do it... yeah its 1 in the morning so what...? i ain't got no Sneek to smoke so i can't go to sleep... i would settle for some...
Posted by Dorian the Don on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:51:00 PST