~smruti~

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I have this habit of talking and I do it in my sleep, in the car, to myself in the store and people look at me weird when I try to decide between the bananas and the oranges...but I don't care. I just smile as I walk by. I usually go with the bananas. I love to eat. Some people say I'm mean...they're right. I got a first class ticket on a concorde jet to hell...and I'll probably see most of you there...and we'll do the whole damn thing all over again! I tend to laugh at the most immature things..like this one time I went to the Gap and one of the mannequins was showin' a boob..and I almost died. I'm a complete label whore even though I sport a T-shirt, jeans, and Nikes. I love to spend money..whether it's mine or yours. It's very therapeutic. I'm a really good speller...now you're probably gonna go back and read my whole profile all over again to see if I spelled everything right. Just trust a nigga! I'm obsessively clean and neat...hence the cleaning infomercials. I'm very affectionate so don't be surprised if I assault you with hugs and kisses. The simplest things catch my attention. I'm quite shallow. And I'm very blunt. Sometimes I don't mean to be, but things just come out...but then sometimes I do mean to be. To be or not to be... I have nymphomaniacal tendencies. I love jokes..I'll probably laugh at anything you say...or mebbe I'll just be laughing at you. I heard before that laughter is the best medicine...for what though, I haven't the slightest inkling...then I heard that too much laughter might be a sign of sickness...probably the mental kind...that's why my dad must think I'm nucking futs. He's trying to send me back to the nut farm I came from but I'm putting up a good fight. I get a real kick out of the word Uranus. I like to fight because I love to make up.
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