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About Me

ABOUT ↵ that girl

Sassy Hassy.

.Hi.
.I'm Natalie.

I would like to thank Gandalf, who valiantly sacrificed himself against that Balrog in order for Frodo to successfully destroy the Ring.
My old job was scooping popcorn. My new job is scooping ice cream. I do not scoop things in my spare time. I prefer to get paid for it.
Now... get in your van and drive out of my face before I go America all over your ass.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


To be able to dance, the way nature intended, in front of a person who will accept my delicious moves for the sweetness that they are, without feeling an urge of revulsion, is the ideal person with whom I would love to lie.

My Blog

From 'Cat's Cradle.'

.... When I returned to my apartment, still twanging with the puzzling  spiritual implications of the unclaimed stone angel in Ilium, I found my apartment wrecked by nihilistic debauch. Krebbs was gon...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:57:00 GMT

um... I said 'God Damn?'

So, I just realized something people have know for decades: Marlon Brando was one foxy hunk o' man. Holy shizz. He was absolutely gorgeous. *muah*
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:55:00 GMT

Woman Work.

I've got the children to tendThe clothes to mendThe floor to mopThe food to shopThen the chicken to fryThen baby to dryI got company to feedThe garden to weedI've got the shirts to pressThe tots to dr...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:06:00 GMT

Just for a Time.

A great poem by Maya AngelouOh how you used to walkWith that insouciant smileI liked to hear you talkAnd your stylePleased me for a while.You were my early loveNew as a day breaking in SpringYou were ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:38:00 GMT

Can burlesque be feminist?

The F-word: Can burlesque be feminist?Another article:'Burlesque doesn't pay heed to flimsy modern concepts of beauty, as portrayed by women's fashion and lads' mags. It appeals to the man who is more...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:19:00 GMT

Poem by a phenomenal woman.

'Phenomenal Woman' by Maya AngelouPretty women wonder where my secret liesI'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion sizeBut when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in t...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:05:00 GMT

Speech by an inspirational woman.

A well-known speech within the feminist world, but one I think the majority of people have yet to be exposed to.'Ain't I a Woman?' by Sojourner Truth 1851'.... That man over there says that women need...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:57:00 GMT

I love this woman.

tell me somebody more amazing than Bonnie Raitt.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:57:00 GMT

squirrel.

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Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 18:15:00 GMT

Vonnegut.

Kurt Vonnegut is one of my favorite writers ever. He is amazing. I just picked up a new book called 'Armageddon in Retrospect,' which is a collection of never-before-published essays by Vonnegut. Buyi...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 01:00:00 GMT