PIRATE CAPTAIN IN NEED OF SHIP AND CREW

About Me

HEY EVERY ONE MY NAME IS MATT. I'M JUST YOUR EVERY DAY CRAZY DRUNK PUNK. I relly don't know what to say about me But before I go anyfuther I will say I am any thang but politicly corect. FARE WARNING I'm relly into music I like alot of older punk the good shit as I like to call it. It's not all I listen to though. I also like to do what every other newly age legle drinker likes to do wich is drink. I like to keep thangs simple wich avodes unneeded problims in my life I alredy got shit lodes of problims without makeing shit complacated. I do try to avode resposeabiaty when ever I can (see I can't even spell that shit right). Also since I'm sterotyped as a "punk rocker" I'm very strong in left wing politics and no I'm not a democrat infact I belive that democrats are the only ones that can make republicans look good. I guss people think I'm a little bit crazy, I'm not I'm just always lookin for a good time and some times you just got to go way out there for some good old fashon shits an gigles so I'm not crazy I just do crazy shit wich is as much fun as sticking a retard in a cicle and telling him to piss in the coner. But most of the time I just like get drunk and set shit on fire. Also if you haven't relize my english sucks so get over it. Oh ya one last thang I'M A FUCKING PIRATE.

My Interests

DRINKING,GIRLS,PARTYS,WORKING,PUNK SHOWS,HANGING OUT WITH THE FAMALY. HOCKEY,RUGBY,&LACROSS.

I'd like to meet:

YOU

Music:

EVERY THANG FROM THE GERMS TO THE MAN IN BLACK TO STYIX TO THE BESTY BOYS. AND A LOT OF OTHER RELLY BAD 80'S MUSIC BUT I CAN'T STAND THAT FUCKING EMO SHIT I FUCKING HATE IT.

Movies:

TAXIE DRIVER, SID & NANCEY, MYSTERY ALASKA, RESAVOR DOGS,PULP FICTON, THANK YOU FOR SMOKING, ALOT OF DOCUMENTRYS, OLD HORROR FILMS.

Television:

COURT TV,THE HISTORY CHANNEL, COMADEY CENTROL, NEWS.

Books:

CATCH 22,CLOSEING TIME,THE GREEN MILE,FEAR AND LOTHING LAS VEGAS,WOMEN,ONE FLUE OVER THE KOO KOOS NEST,WHERE THE BUFFLO ROME, PLATO THE REBUBLIC AND OTHERS.

Heroes:

I DON'T HAVE A HEROE I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF AND I DON'T NEED TO WEAR SPANDEX TO DO IT.

My Blog

single sucks but not as bad as this

well shit I got kicked out of rehabe 2 weeks ago. And after my late girl frend dumped me I went on a date to nite. I think it was my first date in ever and shit no wonder i hate it, it sucks ass and b...
Posted by PIRATE CAPTAIN IN NEED OF SHIP AND CREW on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:16:00 PST

HOLY HA HA HA

WELL PEOPLE YOU CAN'T WIN THEM ALL AND SOME HOW THOSE ARE THE ONES THEY ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU LOSE ONE THANG YOU GAINE 5 MORE PROBLIMS I FUCKING HATE YOU I FUCKIN HATE YOU AND FOR SOME RESONE I HATE MY ...
Posted by PIRATE CAPTAIN IN NEED OF SHIP AND CREW on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:17:00 PST

I like makeing chichs do my laundry

I was thinking about what my frend sade last week about how girls are always yealing at guys for not puting the seat down after we take a piss. We both came to the concluson that in a ideal world of e...
Posted by PIRATE CAPTAIN IN NEED OF SHIP AND CREW on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:01:00 PST

ANY BAND THAT HAS A SONG ABOUGHT SMOKING IS COOL!!!!!!1

To night was one of the best punk shows in a fucking long time. And no one showed up wich was a fucking dip shit move on all your fucking parts I fucking loved it but no, no one else saw the fucking ...
Posted by PIRATE CAPTAIN IN NEED OF SHIP AND CREW on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jesus

rehabe sucked ass it was the worst fuckin three weeks of my fuckin life. that was not even rehabe it was a fuckin jesus camp cult. fuck that place im never going back.... Im suppse to be a drugy and ...
Posted by PIRATE CAPTAIN IN NEED OF SHIP AND CREW on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST