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Mr. Smith

I am here for Friends

About Me

What can I say....I'm not the 18 year old loner looking to find a relationship, the hunk that has to wear no shirt to show off my pecks, or really anyone that you would know.I am 36, married and have a 3 year old son named Jordan. I'm a cancer, and I was born the Year of the Dog.I own my own business which is a Private Investigation and Process Service Agency. What does that mean??? That means I locate witnesses for cases and then knock on their door to give them a subpoena to go to court. Ah yes, it is a lot more complicated than that, but that's the shortest response I can give.Give me an old Black Flag tape and I will be your friend for life.

My Interests

Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

I'd like to meet:

Elvis in his shooting heroin and poppin' pills in a Las Vegas bathroom days. Wait, I did meet Elvis this way. DAMMIT. Ok, I'd like to meet Jesus. We would have a good laugh at all of the "Christians," while listening to the Sex Pistols.

Music:

Punk and Ska are my favorites. It is easier to state what I do not like. I'm not a fan of opera or country. Classical is OK, but after a while it makes my ears hurt.

Movies:

There are only 2 movies ever worth mentioning and talking about at length. The first is A Clockwork Orange. The second is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. If you do not understand why do not email me.

Television:

Why?

Books:

I can't read.

Heroes:

Heterologics

My Blog

Charles Darwin

"I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created parasitic wasps with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of Caterpillars."
Posted by Mr. Smith on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:27:00 PST

Gone

Gone.A scarf, ripped jeans and a pack of smokes.Volvo, Gonzo, Gogol.My vicarious life.Gone.in dedication of Zac Swigart2003 - 2006...
Posted by Mr. Smith on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 11:28:00 PST

Absolutely Nothing

once on a yellow piece of paper with blue lines he wrote a poem and called it "chops" because that was the name of his dog and that's what it was all about and his teacher gave him an A and a gold sta...
Posted by Mr. Smith on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 12:51:00 PST