Dear Alcohol... |
Dear Alcohol,First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a HUGE fan of yours.As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect po...
Posted by ERIK WHITE on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:11:00 PST |
If you read this, you can skip our first date... |
So you wanna REALLY know about me? I am spelling bee champion and vocab enthusiast (don't challenge me, you'll lose). And I hate people who have bad grammar. And people who spell grammar wrong. YOU'...
Posted by ERIK WHITE on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:01:00 PST |
NOW you understand why I did what I did in college... |
...and when I say "what I did in college", it certainly wasn't going to class... ;)College grad Jon Morrow busted his butt to get straight A's in college, but his 3.92 GPA didn't do much for him...
Posted by ERIK WHITE on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:19:00 PST |
Dear Dog |
Ok Dog, we need to talk.Every time I take you out for a shit, the exact same series of events happen:I get the blue leash and clip it to youwe go outsideI say "go potty"you take a shitEvery walk ever ...
Posted by ERIK WHITE on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:29:00 PST |
The Mayonnaise Jar and the Beer |
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar...and the beer.A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some it...
Posted by ERIK WHITE on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:39:00 PST |
Welcome to the Internet. Now, learn how to use email... |
If someone sends you an email with a really cool, amazing fact, it's a lie. If someone sends you an email asking you to "forward this to 10 friends" don't do it. It's a lie, and your friends will se...
Posted by ERIK WHITE on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:24:00 PST |
Finding bulletins that you didn't post? |
are you finding bulletins in your list that you didn't post? maybe comments sent to your friends that you didn't post?
you can stop this by changing your password! a spammer has access to your accoun...
Posted by ERIK WHITE on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:53:00 PST |
BEING TWENTY SOMETHING... |
They call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn't know and may not like. You start fe...
Posted by ERIK WHITE on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:21:00 PST |
MIXMASTER THROWDOWN: Rockstars Party Like Us " |
Who Are We? Mixmaster Throwdown (also known as MMTD) is an event promotions company, primarily promoting for weekly events at nightclub venues. We promote some of the best parties in the Chicag...
Posted by ERIK WHITE on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:48:00 PST |
How to Win Friends and Influence Others |
Basic Summary
Intro
This guide to the ideas in Dale Carnegie's How to Win Friends and Influence People will help anyone more effectively build relationships and motivate others. The following ha...
Posted by ERIK WHITE on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 11:53:00 PST |
