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DaMadMonkey

Only God Will Judge Me

About Me

Umm, i usually need something really entertainin to keep me outa trouble. i'm doing a plumbing apprenticeship up the coast in Jurien Bay. Work up there all week an come back down to perth for tha weekends. Fav song so far is Disturbed- Dropping Plates. 'You said it couldnt be done, told me that its the kid of battle that couldnt be won'... uh.. yea :o) i love hanging with mates, playin with cars or bikes, messing around on our pocket rockets, playing on my pitboss, movies, parties, beach. its all good. Never miss a chance to take tha piss outa someone, or play a good joke ;o)
My likes!
~Parties
~Beach
~Babes
~Messin around with mates
~Playin with anything thats got wheels or a motor... BOGAN
Music-
Pretty much anything, Korn, System Of A Down, Hilltop Hoods, Metallica, The Living End, The Vines, Red Hot chillies, ACDC, 28 Days, Greenday, Linkin Park, Australian Crawl, John Butler Trio, Bloodhound Gang, Cold Chisel, Creed, Simple plan, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Foo Fighters, Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Guns N' Roses, Limp Bizkit, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Placebo, POD, Presidents of the USA, Powderfinger, Rammstien, Rob Zombie, Slipknot an heaps more.
~~~Just no country, no brittany and no gangsta rap~~~
Live life by a few simple rules
~If you cant race it or take it to bed, it aint worth havin!
~PUNK! live it breath it luv it!
~If its got wheels or a skirt, you cant afford it!
~Music makes the world go round!
~Lifes a trip
~I spend my money of beer, babes and cars... the rest i waste!
~Lifes a bitch, fuck it hard
~If my rules contradict, follow ur dick...
You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

My Interests

Parties, beach, babes, messin around with mates, and playin with anything thats got wheels or a motor

I'd like to meet:

anyone, female, male, alien, cat, dog, pokemon... lol. doesnt matter. add me to msn on [email protected] for a chat.
How to make DaMadMonkey
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts humour
3 parts leadership
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Addthis cunt, coz he hates you!

Music:

Pretty much anything. looking at my music now I have got Metallica, The Living End, The Vines, Red Hot chillies, ACDC, 28 Days, Greenday, Linkin Park, Australian Crawl, John Butler Trio, Bloodhound Gang, Cold Chisel, Creed, Simple plan, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Foo Fighters, Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Guns N' Roses, Limp Bizkit, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Placebo, POD, Presidents of the USA, Powderfinger, Rammstien, Rob Zombie, Slipknot an heaps more. No girly stuff, rap stuff and country stuff ;o)

Movies:

"Once again, marijuana saves an otherwise diastrous day!" -- Half-baked
"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Your not your job, your not how much money you have in the bank, your not your car, your not the contents of your wallet, your not your fucking khakis, you are the all singing all dancing crap of the world." -- Fight Club
"What we do in life, echoes an eternity." -- Gladiator
"YippeeCayyay Mother Fucker!!!" -- Die Hard 2
Policeman: "I am the police! And I say if you move you're dead."
Eric: "And I say I am dead...and I move..." -- The Crow
"More than two shakes and it's playing with yourself?" -- The Simpsons Movie
Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasure Town.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, we're going there. -- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
"Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may" -- Fight Club
"Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!" -- Fight Club
"We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off" -- Fight Club
"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not." -- Fight Club

Television:

Family Guy and Simpsons, Merrick and Rosso, Blokes World... anything funny really.

Books:

uh, havent read many books, i need pictures to keep me interested, lol. the only book ive really ever read was called "Brocky's Banana-gram" and that was in yr8 and i used it in ever english assignment through to yr12, haha.

Heroes:



My Blog

Rules For Being An Australian Man...

GENERAL RULES1. BBQ's require no salad... not even potato salad.  Requesting salad, or bring salad is strickly outlawed.  It is widely known that BBQ = Meat and beer. 2. Under no circumstanc...
Posted by DaMadMonkey on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:15:00 PST