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a shell of a once great dictator

i'm just a fat fuck with a cell phone

About Me

I am hopelessly nostalgic for my childhood, thanks to my wonderful family it was the happiest time in my life. I think I may be shy, but I think that people think that I am being mean, I am just kind of scared to talk to them. I believe that you should write letters as often as you can; getting something in the letter box is easily the best feeling in the world. I think you should perform home surgery and sew things for yourself. I have the start of a great reference library, even though I move on a regular basis. I can't spell, but I a pretty good at trivia. I am big into graf even though I don't get up as often as I should. I am a big fan of going to a bar and never having a cocktail, but watching everyone else getting a little sloppy. I want to tour the world by boat and train, and want someone who can show me around it. I was recently referred to as the snake across town by one of my exes, I found it to one of the best compliments I've ever received. I think that living in the city is good for you, but you should always have an excuse to visit someone that lives in the country because sometimes I forget that there is a good life out there too. I think that traveling by train is the most fun, it reminds me that there are pretty little towns and some interesting people that I don't normally realize are there. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I realize that I am somewhat fickle, but these things I really love...my family, my dog, graf and being a tourist where ever I am. And through these things I realized that true love lasts a lifetime.

I'd like to meet:

People with tattoos that they are embarrassed of, but love to show off; someone that can camp like they were raised by wolves; people that think that being nice is not oldfashioned and a waste of time; people that have great stories to tell and want to tell them to me; people who know anything about the danish modern design; people who can teach me something so that I may feel superior the next time it comes up; people who can spot bad art and call it bullshit; and people that have great senses of humor, about themselves especially (I myself and a bit ridiculous).

Music:

Stevie Wonder, All, Damien Rice, Nancy Sinatra, Zero 7, Outkast, Curtis Mayfield, Dolly Parton, Badley Drawn Boy, Bill Whiters, Boss Hog, Snow Patrol, Lisa Germano, Journey, X-ray Specs, Sly & the Family Stone, Gomez and pretty much anything on the Stax label

Movies:

Money Pit, Love Actually, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Wedding Singer, Garden State, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, Modern Romance, They Live, Brazil, Heavenly Creatures, Office Space, Chasing Amy(because i love comic books and because deep down i am a weepy girl), Wet Hot American Summer, Far From Heaven, The Tao of Steve

Television:

Rick's Steves, Undeclared, Friday the 13th: the series, anything on HGTV

Books:

Graffito, Eloise, The Real Frank Zappa Book, A Light in the Attic, The Yoga of Discipline, The Omnivore's Dilemma, A Dictionary of Symptoms, The Art of Getting Over, The Offical Preppy Handbook, Banksy's book trio

Heroes:

I realize that I have quite a few...My Mom & Dad are my biggest heros cause they kind of rock, my friend Marion cause she is the sweetest and most fun, my roommate Kat cause she has never ceased to be the life of the party even when she isn't trying, Georgia O'Keefe cause she didn't get married until she wanted to, and my friend Bob cause he always was fun to paint with and made me laugh the entire time.

My Blog

are you sure you wan to do that?

"Why did you choose to go there?"  "You know there's like malaria and polio there right?"  "Are you sure you want to do that?"  These were the usual responses to the 'where are you goin...
Posted by a shell of a once great dictator on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:20:00 PST

i am a whiny cunt

so i just read the last few blogs that i posted and i realized that i do nothing but complain. while in my head i think i am in love with life and that there is nothing in the world besides puppies a...
Posted by a shell of a once great dictator on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:28:00 PST

300

the movie that bored me to well boredom.  i am beginning to believe that except for his interpritation of batman, frank miller may be a bit overrated.  i don't know why this thought came to ...
Posted by a shell of a once great dictator on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:23:00 PST

so weird

It has been a long time since I've wrote one of these, I guess I didn't have much to get off of my chest, but now I do!  So I was dumped and that was that.  To be rejected by someone that yo...
Posted by a shell of a once great dictator on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:02:00 PST

well, here's the obligatory reflection

sadly i cannot conjure up remorse or pride for this year, and i have come to the conclusion that for the most part this is lucky.  i am not in a dramatic upswing or downward decline in emotion, s...
Posted by a shell of a once great dictator on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST

the new gayness

    so i got a haircut today, telling the guy that cuts my hair to do anything i need a change, i now have a very uber-gay haircut.  great, just great.  he did a beautiful job...
Posted by a shell of a once great dictator on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST

the way to work

    This morning I woke up in a state of panic, wondering once again how I could have set the alarm wrong and how I was going to even get my hair washed in 5 minutes, let alone eat, smo...
Posted by a shell of a once great dictator on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

strange

    i have decided that i am smitten.
Posted by a shell of a once great dictator on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:49:00 PST

a shakespearian masterpiece

so days ago i was driving down lake shore drive with john and i saw a coyote rummaging through a stretch of grass looking for bits of carrion that had been knocked from the road.  and i am not su...
Posted by a shell of a once great dictator on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:38:00 PST

first snow of the year

    i am sorry for the great unburdening i felt entitled to, i sometimes feel like i don't have an outlet and this lame format will do.  so i am sorry to all of you that read the l...
Posted by a shell of a once great dictator on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST