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Pain in the ass

some girls are bigger than others

About Me

Thirtysomething, late bloomer, off key, work in progress. Layout made by lit0rio at CreateBlog.com .

My Interests

Kicking, punching, Rubbing, lifting, Swayin, rockin, Chillin, happiness, passion and eating.......

I'd like to meet:

People who will teach me new dance moves. PeeWee Herman, The gyllenhaal siblings, Jimmy carter, Lynda Barry( accomplished) , twiggy the water skiing squirrel.The ROCK! And Gesias Cavalcante..Rikki Tikki Tavi and Hong Kong Phooey... and last but not least Joel McHale

Heroes:

Myself.

My Blog

3:47 am

 I cannot sleep.  I tried.
Posted by Valerie on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:43:00 PST

House of Sick

I have been sick this week, am feeling alot better, except my entire lower abdominal muscles are in a cramped spasm sharp painful stage.. that has lasted about 24 hours... it really is starting to pis...
Posted by Valerie on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:13:00 PST

I'm bringin sexy back

I am taking a day off... well unless I get called in..... I have not gotten out of my giant pink plush robe. I think I look like a  giant PEEP in this thing...but it is really really warm..and I ...
Posted by Valerie on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:07:00 PST

Because Darcie Rocks

I am copying off her latest blog entry.... like you care. Seven things that scare you: 1. student loans2. the whites of the eye3. that white thing in raw eggs4. Old navy dressing rooms5. mental illne...
Posted by Valerie on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:11:00 PST

Short hair = lesbianism

So I guess as long as I have short hair, and have an opinion I will be labeled as being a dyke.    
Posted by Valerie on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:50:00 PST

S A T U R D A Y NIGHT!

The open house went really well, all of us managed to books new clients, and some of our regulars also came to show us some love.  I appreciate everyone who showed up and gave thier support....
Posted by Valerie on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:13:00 PST

Grand Openings and Kicking ass!

Sat night is the Grand Opening / Open house for Body Repair! I expect to see some familiar faces there to offer support and celebrate the gigantic step I have taken in my life. My friend Terri has als...
Posted by Valerie on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:12:00 PST

Testament to my fitness level

So I managed to take a huge tumble down my staircase this morning.....  and the only reprocussion I have now is that my muscles feel tense... which is nothing considerring that I worked out with ...
Posted by Valerie on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:56:00 PST

Minnesota Drivers

While I was out hanging out with a friend, some asshead decided it would be a great idea to side swipe my drivers side mirror off my cute little car...... and take off without owning responsibility fo...
Posted by Valerie on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:57:00 PST