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The Starship EnterpriseWhat Happened after: I was lucky to have discovered music during my time aboard the enterprise,sometimes i think that without the sound of knee breaking gabba kiks and whirling snare breakcore loops to guide me to spirituality.things may have been a lot different today. Unfortunately for councelor troi after finishing with the enterprise she felt she had nothing to hope for .As being a counciler means nothing on earth ,and being an unattractive celebrity trying to look attractive means less.troi now spends her life on the streets,asking for spare change ,and selling her body to fund her heroin addiction.This picture was taken the last time we met.i tried to talk to her about things ,i thought it was goin well untill i got home and realised my wallet had gone.As for the captain aka Picard.we both had a short lived reggae/hip hop Djing career.we played about 12 venues but it never really took off.picard became extremely jelous of my luck with women when we were up on stage together,and after we split up became obsessed with diet and excercise.going on to win a string of muscle man of the year award all over europe and barkshire.

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Music:

Member Since: 8/4/2005
Band Members:Mr Worf
Influences: yan tierson, square pusher,melt banana,fantomaous,mr bungle,this heat,neu beuaten,shellac,teenage jesus,tom waits,steroid maximus,iron monkey,dizzee rascal,wiley,david lynch related,curse of the golden vampire,speedranch,king crimson,kraftwerk,morriconi,broadcast,stina nordenstam,gonzales,venetian snares,aphex twin,shitmat,pantera,delphine,lizzy descloux mercier,kid koala,necro,cornell cambell,king tubby,augustus pablo,merzbow,lightning bolt,moondog,can,faust.nirvana ........................ and most importantly the sweet sounds of captain picard's penny-whistle playing ,was a big inspiration............... I can picture this scene ,like it were yesterday...... The penny-whistle: Made from solid brass. ************************************************************ ****** As a child, I was one of only a handful of suvivers of a Romulan attack on the Outpost Khitomer . Orphaned, I was rescued by a Starfleet Officer, who adopted me as his own . I always stood out as a child, being different from his family and firends.I was the first Klingon to ever graduate Starfleet academy . My first posting was as Tactical Officer on the USS Enterprise . Untill the death of my dear friend , Tasha Yar . Upon her death , I was premoted to take her place as Cheif of Security , a role and postition I take very personaly .My personal beliefs of honor make me a strong ally . Dispite my gruff exterior, I place my friends at high value .Iam willing to take extraordinary risks for my friends .I feel ihave matured greatly during my time in Starfleet . I no longer rush to fight , but take my time to study the situation and solve it through the best means possible .
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Record Label: Lastoke Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Ricky Gervais and Picard

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Posted by Mr Worf on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:41:00 PST

Night Before Chrstmas

ST:TNG NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the ship Not a circuit was buzzing, not one microchip; The phasers were hung in the arm'ry securely, In hope that no a...
Posted by Mr Worf on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:08:00 PST

The Worf That Never Sleeps

Up all night again last night,unbeliveable! Its becoming a joke for worf.Ive literaly been getting up at 8pm every night for the past month.Sunlight?! what is this!? Councelor Troy suggested I plan a ...
Posted by Mr Worf on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 09:07:00 PST

The Great Worfsby (Image Crisis)

In my younger ,more vulnerable years.Captain Picard gave me a piece of advice which i have been turning over in my mind ever since.He said "Worf, i think you look better with your hair tied back than ...
Posted by Mr Worf on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 11:27:00 PST

Teeshirt Designs

Teeshirt designs made so by Mr worf ...
Posted by Mr Worf on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 10:14:00 PST

Captain Picard-Closet Gay?

Well, i told you all id keep you informed of any developments between myself and Captain Picards ongoing grudge.So here i am, and i must admit its not good. I went round to Picard mansion yesterday, l...
Posted by Mr Worf on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 08:59:00 PST

Bad Trip (Party)

Jesus kling on christ! its been a hectic week, i tell ya.first there was the bad trip last tuesday.which was a nightmare to say the least .My subconcious was definately "making it so" that evening.Nev...
Posted by Mr Worf on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:43:00 PST

Replicator Madness

Well its 7:30am here and boy oh boy have me and data been having some fun with the replicator tonight.15 years working on the starship enterprise and it never occured to either of us to cause some mis...
Posted by Mr Worf on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 12:24:00 PST

Mr Data : Explained

Recently when going through the enormous amount of universal fan mail i receive daily..(ill bet you didnt know i was bigger than elvis on planet Romule) I have noticed that a lot of pe...
Posted by Mr Worf on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:21:00 PST

Mr Worf Lives a normal life part 3

i had a rough night last night.tossing and turning in bed allnight.i couldnt stop thinking about what jordy had said to me earlier that day.we had been talking about which one of us was the blackest.h...
Posted by Mr Worf on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 09:37:00 PST