"TRUE OR FALSE?" or "HAM's Wall of Shame"
Hi folks! I have a fun game for you to play. Take a guess -- which one of these stories is true and which is false?
After I had been seeing this person I really liked for a month, I accidentally gave him and all his roommates scabies. I made them all a sympathy card that said "Crabs would have been better."
Once 2 femme lesbians with cowboy hats and southern drawls told me that I should definitely join the "Hot Club". And once this fag told me in a gay bathroom while we were pissing together, "You're beautiful, and I would know because I'm a fag."
I once had sex with someone who had sex with Bea Arthur -- that's right, Dorthy's a dyke, and I practically boinked a Golden Girl!
When I was a child, I was molested by a dog, and I repressed the memory. As an adult, I had a nightmare that my friend's kitten raped me, and I woke up from the dream cumming.
One time I had a dream that I was a man and I went into Donald Duck's cottage. Donald Duck was old and blind and fat and wearing a thick red sweater. I lifted him up by his skinny orange duck legs, held him upside down, and butt raped him with my big hard man cock all the while he squealed, "Daisy? Is that you Daisy? Why are you doing this to me Daisy" though his duck wife Diasy had been dead for years.
I'm sorry to say it folks, but it's all TRUE. Welcome to HAM's Wall of Shame!!!
