I'M A COO MUTHAFUKA LOL
BASIC INFO
GOVERNMENT NAME ULYSSES DRANEL EAST
The Age 16
Birthplace TACOMA, WASHINGTON
Your Groundz VALLEJO
Nationality BLACK AND MEXICAN
What School do you go to? JESSE BETHEL HIGH
What grade are you in? 10TH
Let's Get Personal
How many times have you had your heart broken? NONE
How many hearts have you broken? SHIT, HOPEFULLY NONE
Have you been inlove? YEA
ARE you in love? NAW
With Who? .....
Are you with anyone at the moment? YUP
What's your biggest fear? GOD
What's your obsession? GIRLZ, MUSIC,CHICKEN NUGGETS, AIR, AND POWDERED WATER LOL
Have you ever smoked? [Cigs/weed/etc] YUP
Done any drug? NAW
Have a crush @ the moment? who? YUP, I GOTTA GURL
Let's Talk About Sex
What age was your first kiss? 13
Who was your first serious boyfriend/girlfriend? WHO KNOWZ
Ever been fingered / Have you fingered someone? MAYBE,MAYBE NOT
Have jerked someone off / Have you been jerked off? MAYBE,MAYBE NOT
Have you given oral sex? IF EATIN DA BAB IZ ORAL SEX THEN NOPE
Have you received oral sex? MAYBE,MAYBE NOT
Are you a virgin? MAYBE, MAYBE NOT
How many times have you done the DEED? HMM...LOL
How many partners have you had? HMM...LOL
What's your wildest fantasy? PEOPLE SAY DAT I SHOULDNT GIT MY BOOTY LICKED, J/P IONO
Where would you want to mess around and with who? IT DONT MATTER WHERE,JUS AZ LONG AZ SHE LOOK GOOD AND WE DONT GIT CAUGHT YAFEELME LOL
Where's the wildest place you've fooled around in? ON TOP OF DA KITCHEN COUNTER WHILE MY MOM COOKED DINNER LOL
Would you do it again? FASHO
LAST
person you kissed? THEY KNO WHO THEY R
Last person you had sex with? THEY KNOW
reason why you cried? PARENTZ FIGHTIN
time you got hurt? BLOCKIN A LINEBACKER AND JAMMIN MY FINGER
thing you ate? CHICKEN WINGZ BABY
person you called? DR. DRE
person who called you? SNOOP DOGG
ARE YOU . . .
Annoying? NAW, IM A COO GUY
Self-conscious of your body? A LIL
Self-conscious of yourself as a whole? NAW, NOT DAT DEEP
Suicidal? HEL NAW
Smart? What's your GPA? YEP, WHO KNOWS
Going to college? YEP
Going to get married? I HOPE
Going to have children? I HOPE
Talkative? IM TALKATIVE IF U TALKATIVE
Trusting? YEP
Two-Faced? NAW, ONE-FACED
Moody? NAW, IM STRAIGHT
A Physical Person? YEP
Ugly? U TELL ME ;)
PERSON WISE
Who is your bestfriend? I GOTTA COUPLE
Who is your enemy? DONT GOT NONE, IMA COO TYPE OF NIGGA
What celebrity rocks your world? MEAGAN GOOD, MELYSSA FORD, DORA THE EXPLORER
Who makes you happy? FEMALEZ, MY FAM, AND MY FRINDZ
Who is understanding? FAM AND FRINDZ. I'LL SAY FEMALEZ TOO( DA COO ONEZ)
Who is judgemental? POLICE
Who is two-faced? CANT TELL YA DAT
Who is the wierdest person you know? THEY KNO WHO THEY IZ
Who makes you angry most of the time? PEOPLE WHO JUDGE ME B4 THEY KNOW ME
Who knows you the best? DA FAM
Who makes you feel beautiful in and out? MYSELF
Who makes you feel ugly? MYSELF (RARELY)
Random
What's your favorite color? GREEN
What are you wearing? SHORTZ
Can you be classified as a hoe? NAWWWW
Are you quick to throw some hands? IF I HAD TOO
What's your favorite song? DONT GOT ONE
What are you watching? MY COMPUTER SCREEN
Who are you talking to? MYSELF
Walmart or Kmart? WALMART
What bugs the shit out of you? BUGS, SCARED GURLZ, AND BEING BORED
What did you do today? NUTHIN
Are you sleepy? NAW
You happy the survey is ending? I AINT TRIPPIN
You horny right now? NAW, A GURL GOTA MAKE ME HORNY 1ST
Are you home alone? NOPE
Do you like Liquor ITZ IIGHT
If so, Light drinker or heavy downer LIGHT
WELLDONE
It's OVER
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ULYSSES EAST
Birthday: DECEMBER 22
Birthplace: TACOMA, WASHINGTON
Current Location: VALLEJO AKA V-TOWN CALI
Eye Color: DARK BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 6'2''
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: BLACK AND MEXICAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: NONE
Your Weakness: DANCIN LOL
Your Fears: GOD AND DEATH
Your Perfect Pizza: A ROUND ONE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: DRIVIN MY OWN DAMN CAR
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HELLA, YADIG
Thoughts First Waking Up: Y AM I SO HORNY?? LOL
Your Best Physical Feature: HMMMM... LOL
Your Bedtime: 2:53 A.M.
Your Most Missed Memory: REN & STIMPY
Pepsi or Coke: SPRITE
MacDonalds or Burger King: POPEYES
Single or Group Dates: IT DONT MATTER
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LEMONADE
Chocolate or Vanilla: STRAWBERRY
Cappuccino or Coffee: CHOCOLATE MILK
Do you Smoke: ON SPECIAL OCCASIONZ
Do you Swear: YEA
Do you Sing: NAW
Do you Shower Daily: YEP
Have you Been in Love: ONCE
Do you want to go to College: YEP
Do you want to get Married: YEP
Do you belive in yourself: YEP
Do you get Motion Sickness: NAW
Do you think you are Attractive: I THINK SO
Are you a Health Freak: A LIL
Do you get along with your Parents: YEP
Do you like Thunderstorms: YEP
Do you play an Instrument: USED TO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YEP
In the past month have you Smoked: YEP
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NAW
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YEP
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YEP
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NAW
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: HELL NAW
In the past month have you been on Stage: NAW
In the past month have you been Dumped: NAW
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: HELL NAW, NEVA
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I DONT THINK SO
Ever been Drunk: NAW
Ever been called a Tease: NOPE, BUT I BEEN CALLED A SEXY MUTHAFUKA
Ever been Beaten up: NOPE
Ever Shoplifted: YEP
How do you want to Die: AZ AN OLD MAN PEACEFULLY IN MY BED
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A NIGGA DAT IZ BREADED LOL A BUSINESS MAN
What country would you most like to Visit: BRAZIL
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: HAZEL
Favourite Hair Color: BLACK OR BROWN
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: 5'3''----5'9''
Weight: 125
Best Clothing Style: BABY PHAT, APPLE BOTTOMS
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE
Number of CDs I own: HELLA
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NONE
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