1) Anyone who can make a good argument that a defendant has a constitutional right under the eighth amendment to present "residual doubt" evidence to a jury during the penalty phase of their trial.
2) Other big, bald, slacker thugs who couldn't get a job in the real world and needed to go to law school at 29.
3) Pretty boy rich kids who have everything handed to them and yet they still whine about dumb crap.
4) Girlfriends of pretty boy rich kids. They tend to dig me.
5) Nosy Father types. I love these guys. Hi Dad!
Rocket From The Crypt (RIP), Modest Mouse, Tool, Sex Pistols, Uncle Tupelo, The Chuck Taylor All-Stars, Moby, The Afghan Whigs, The Twilight Singers
Mohammad Ali, Johnny Rotten, Nick Goggans, and anyone who becomes great through the sheer force of their will.