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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well lets see, about the business....
We sell t-shirts... and generally speaking, they aren't real politically correct.... they run the gamut from simply libertarian and political, to being base, vain, and a tad bit over the top.... depending on your level of maturity, and your political bent, you may well think the tees are indicative of the coming of the Anti-Christ....
That said, I don't much care... I sell the tees to get the point across that sometimes folks need to stop taking themselves so seriously and most people in America need to get over their Puritanical religious roots.... I have no beef with God, or whatever mystic creature you pray to... but when you all organize into brainwashed little groups and decide it is in your best interest to convert the rest of the herd... then we have some problems.... so I went ahead and made up some t-shirts to say so.... (It's a lot cheaper than therapy.)
So forgetting the shirts, as they don't run the MySpace page, here's a tad about me.... I'm entrepreneurial, I'm cynical, I read too much, I probably have ADHD, I would do just about anything for the right amount of money, I don't mind being a whore, and frankly I'm still just trying to figure out what it is I really want to do with my life.... In the interim, I keep plugging away with my little businesses as I am not real good at relinquishing my autonomy for a typical day job....
In case you haven't figured out how to get over to the website yet, you can see all the tees at http://www.boffensive.com -- I'd make that a link, but Tommy thinks I'm evil as well and won't allow links to my site.... so if ya want to see it.... cut and paste....

My Interests

Bothering the religious, provoking thought, creating uncertainty, drinking heavily, chasing girlies, swearing, fixing things, injuring myself, pretending to be an athlete....

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent folks, people with well reasoned opinions, capitalists, women who believe casual sex is a damn good thing, individuals with loads of cash and a fetish for buying offensive or politically incorrect t-shirts...

But maybe you girlies want to be careful... The Quick Quiz gods just determined I am a Satanist.... (Though I find it even more scary that I align 29% with Islam... watch me explode at a populated area near you soon... ) So I believe this to be a fair disclaimer.... Obviously I am a bad person.... and someone you wouldn't want to bring home to mommy.... so you can't call me out down the road and act as if I didn't give you fair warning of my egocentric narcissistic self....

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


96%

Agnosticism


88%

Atheism


83%

Paganism


67%

Buddhism


62%

Islam


29%

Hinduism


29%

Judaism


21%

Christianity


13%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)

Music:

It varies wildly... lately SOAD, Sublime, early Pumpkins, and Jane's Addiction.... but next month I'll prolly be back to Alice in Chains, early 90s grunge, and Led Zeppelin..... who the hell knows...

Movies:

I have a slight beef with the MPAA, so I tend to refuse to watch the drivel they put out.... read a book...

Television:

Yeah... about that TV thing.... looking like a book might be a good idea again.... (though I do have a slight addiction to college football)

Books:

Too damn many to list here... drop an email for a list if you are actually that interested in what I read...

Heroes:

Anyone smart enough to think for themselves.... or at least someone willing to make a half-hearted vague effort at becoming erudite...

My Blog

Unbalanced people....

So yesterday while checking my messages between printing tees and getting them ready for the post office, I got a quick message from a girl that read as follows: Mar 15, 2008 6:07 PMFlag as ...
Posted by bOffensive on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:02:00 PST

T-Shirt Site Live at FunkJungle.com - Everything Only $9.99

Hey kids, we just pushed a new site live at FunkJungle.com and all tees prices have been slashed down to just $9.99 for the first few weeks to spark some sales.... Go check out the site and pass along...
Posted by bOffensive on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:22:00 PST

Henry Hyde Dies, One Less Asshat on Earth

For those of a lesser political bent, this is just a quick little line to make you aware that the former Representative from the Great State of Illinois has finally kicked the bucket... though this br...
Posted by bOffensive on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:19:00 PST

bOffensive Tees Live on GameLink.com

Las Vegas  Adult apparel vendor bOffensive.com today announced a deal with Online Retailer  Gamelink.com to offer a selection of sexually suggestive t-shirts and baby tees on the GameLink w...
Posted by bOffensive on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:46:00 PST

What happens when religion rules policy...

... you can't get anymore boobies in your face.... The City of Bunning, FL has just proposed Ordinance 2007-41 which will require all patrons of "Adult" clubs to sign a contract before obtaining a "La...
Posted by bOffensive on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:18:00 PST

Most of "MyFriends" are Morons

Though I suppose I shouldn't be surprised... as I seem to stand in stark contrast to the vast majority of the populace on a whole host of things.... but what has got me started on this little rant tod...
Posted by bOffensive on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:44:00 PST

How Taxes Work, a Quick Primer (Reprint)

This is usually attributed to Kamerschen @ U Georgia, however he explicity denies authorship on his page so the origins are a bit ambiguous.  Regardless, it is an interesting little read and gene...
Posted by bOffensive on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:26:00 PST

All Men are Created Equal....

Sin City Retailer bOffensive.com announced a sale today to coincide with the early release of Paris Hilton from jail on a probation violation.  "All men are created equal," said Johnny LasVegas, ...
Posted by bOffensive on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:43:00 PST

Huge Sale to Celebrate Falwell's Death!

Sin City Internet retailer bOffensive.com today announced a three day sale on Anti-Religion apparel to celebrate the death of the Reverend Jerry Falwell.  "Some folks are of the opinion that the ...
Posted by bOffensive on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:58:00 PST