Discoveries That Men And Women Made |
Discoveries That Men And Women Made :
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
... Posted by nikkita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
LEAVE (GET OUT) |
I've been waiting all day for ya babeSo why don't you come sit and talk to me talk about how were gonna be together, alwaysHope you know when it's late at night,I hold on to my pillow tight, and think... Posted by nikkita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
JUST FOR YOU |
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who i... Posted by nikkita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Leaving On A Jet Plane |
I.............I.............All my bags are packedI'm ready to goI'm standing here outside your doorI hate to wake you up to say goodbyeBut the dawn is breakin'This early mornThe taxi's waitin'He's bl... Posted by nikkita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Philosophy of sex |
Philosophy of sex by famous people
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy" -Tom Clancy
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you do... Posted by nikkita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ramadan and healthy eating |
By Hwaa IrfanIslamonline Staff Writer Ramadan offers us an opportunity to care for ourselves and our lifes transaction with God. Certainly the creation of the heavens and the earth is greater than t... Posted by nikkita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
THE TROUBLE WITH LOVE IS |
Love can be a many splendored thingCan't deny the joy it bringsA dozen roses, diamond ringsDreams for sale and fairy talesIt'll make you hear a symphonyAnd you just want the world to seeBut like a dru... Posted by nikkita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
REGENERATE - RED ZONE |
http://www.redzone.com.my/ Posted by nikkita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Kah! Kah! Kah! |
Man wants to buy condom.
Salesgirl : May I hold your penis for size ?
Man : Sure !
Salesgirl : Give him 'M' ! Wait, give him 'L' ! Wait, give him 'XL' !
Oh, shit ! Give me a ti... Posted by nikkita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
'Familiar Feeling' (Independance@Genting) |
'FAMILIAR FEELING'
Nothing can come close
Nothing can come close
I never doubted it,
What's for you will not pass you by
I never questioned it
It was decided before I asked why
It'... Posted by nikkita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |