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chris

Live simply, simply live.

About Me

Just go to www.czuga.com OR www.skullring.org. Go already! Buy some groovy pop culture type artwork geeks! Keep me from having to get a real job!!! Otherwise all you need to know about me is that I am extremely misanthropic...(that means I hate you)and often speaking facetiously...(that means I'm joking, chuckles). Also you can find me at the saatchi gallery's YourGallery section, Artwanted.com, deviantart.com, illustrationmundo.com, and a couple other places.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

Ringing your skull at WWW.SKULLRING.ORG!!!Killing kittens(and to quote the Bible cuz that's where it's written; if ye loveth Jesus ye must kill a kitten), pointing out the absurdity of everyday life, pissing off sanctimonious bastards everywhere, catching typos, completing my army of atomic superwomen...

I'd like to meet:

Other artists and those in need of illustration/graphic design/ cartooning/ fine art/ web design. Also, friends I haven't kept up with enough over time...oh and meeting people online who I will never ever actually physically meet in the fleshy!

Music:

Iggy Pop, the Damned, MC5, Julian Cope, KMFDM, Killing Joke, Damage Manual, Mission of Burma, the Clash, Supersuckers, Pop Will Eat Itself, RevCo, Lard, Radio Birdman, Richard Hell, Television, Apollo Four Forty, Stiff Little Fingers, X, Knitters, Grant Lee Phillips/Buffalo, Tragically Hip, T.Rex, Vandals, Bad Religion, Op Ivy/Rancid, Roky Erickson/13th Floor Elevators, Willie Heath Neal, Material Issue, T.S.O.L., Black Flag, The Plugz, Circle Jerks, Ramones, Wanda Jackson, Johnny Cash, Neil Diamond, LLoyd Cole, Robyn Hitchcock, Joe Jackson, the Byrds, the Doors, Black Sabbath/Ozzy, Motorhead, GenX, 101'ers, Sahara Hotnights, the Saints, John Zorn, the Dickies, Wire, Public Image Ltd, the Feelies, Husker Du, the Replacements, Meat Puppets, Bowie, King Missile, Bongwater, pre-Geffen Sonic Youth, Minutemen/firEhose, Descendants/All, Posies, Regina Spektor, Patti Smith, Bad Brains, Gun Club, the Jam, Dead Kennedys, Big Audio Dynamite, Steve Earle, Hank Williams, Butthole Surfers, Misfits/Samhain/Danzig, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Electric Hellfire Club, Transplants, Bauhaus/Love & Rockets, Louis Prima, Stevie wonder, Marvin Gaye, the Temptations, 5th Dimension, Calexico, Ennio Morricone, Moby, Pussy Galore, Big Black, Boomtown Rats, the Cramps, Vince Guaraldi, Dexter Gordon, James Brown, Parliament, Anthrax, Pigface, Brian Setzer, Richard Thompson, xtc/Dukes of stratosphear, Material, Public Enemy, New Bomb Turks, Love, Psychedelic Furs, John Lee Hooker, John Mellencamp, Dwight Yoakam, Buck Owens, Willie Nelson, NoMeansNo, Adam & the Ants, Pere Ubu, the Standells, Velvet Underground, Modern Lovers, Too Much Joy, Woodentops, Naz Nomad & the Nightmares, Stephen Lynch ...

Movies:

Zombies, man...can't live with 'em, can't live without putting a bullet in their brains! Repo Man, Romero movies, Evil Dead trilogy, Big Trouble in Little China, Escape from New York, The Last Man on Earth, Pi, Withnail & I, 28 Days Later, the original Star Wars trilogy, They Live, Six String Samurai, Sword of Doom, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Dr. Strangelove, Road Warrior, Willy Wonka and Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Hellboy, Memento, Blade Runner, In the Mouth of Madness, Requiem For A Dream, Phantasm, Magnificent Seven, Seven Samurai, Jim Jarmusch movies, Exorcist, Return of the Living Dead, Stripes, Fight Club, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Terminator, Alien, Aliens, Near Dark, the Bill & Ted movies(Keanu Reeves only truly believable acting), Saved, Straight To Hell, High Plains Drifter, Harold & Maude, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Farenheit 451, Planet of the Apes movies, Miller's Crossing, Rumble Fish, Sin City, Crumb, Night of the Comet, Zoolander, The Iron Giant, Spiderman2, Unbreakable, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Videodrome, Dead Ringers, Batman Begins, Ed Wood, The Day the Earth Stood Still, the original War of the Worlds, The Blob, Bullitt, Evolution, Robert Altman films, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchcock flicks, Best In Show, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Cube, The Warriors...just about anything with a post-apacolyptic angle.

Television:

Television is more and more becoming a complete waste of my time. Except for Ann Curry in the mornings! That's news I can live with!! Okay and Heroes on NBC is an absolute must watch with brother Tom every Monday night.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk is a genius! Read Fight Club and then check out Lullaby and anything else you can get your hands on, do it, NOW!!Anything by H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King's short stories and Cell, Breakfast of Champions-Vonnegut, The Rising, City of the Dead, and The Conqueror Worm-Brian Keane, lots of Phillip K. Dick, David Sedaris, Neil Gaiman's American Gods, Gaiman and Pratchett's Good Omens, Franny and Zooey, The Zombie Survival Guide, just about anything Grant Morrison writes, Aesop's Fables, Greek mythology, anything on nanotechnology,Prey by Crichton, The Bettie Page Story, biography of Francis Bacon, books about the paranormal, tons of comics

Heroes:

Anyone who understands that their way of life doesn't generally work for anyone but themselves. Oh and the guy who invented merkins, wait that was probably a girl.

My Blog

Wasting time...

I should be doing something else right now, but I don't know what. What the hell am I supposed to be doing at any given moment anymore? Buying stuff is what it feels like, what everything exists for. ...
Posted by chris on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:49:00 PST

Dead FUCKING Rising!!!

On the XBOX 360. Cooler than any other game ever made. Hack, slash, beat, slice, skewer, saw, pound, shoot, or blow up an endless stream of zombies in a mall the size of the Nissan plant in Canton. It...
Posted by chris on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST

Now here's a dose of irony

If, and I say IF, I was a Christian of the more fundamentalist (read: unbalanced) variety this would have to be a great time to live in. Why?Because those kooky nutty fruitcakes are convinced we are i...
Posted by chris on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:30:00 PST

100 Things Part 1

So I get told all the time how eager I am to let people know what I don't like. Well here's a hundred things I do like in no particular order. 1. WHITE cheddar cheese2. Coca frigging Cola, preferably...
Posted by chris on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:11:00 PST

No I don't have chest nuts and even if I did you're not getting them near any open fires.

So I see the garish and rsnk smelling flower that is the retail Xmas season is in full bloom. How nice. It's three days after Thanksgiving (the best holiday of the year, when else can you celebrate a...
Posted by chris on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 10:06:00 PST

Glossy, airbrushed & shiny( or How long does it take to polish a turd?)

I love living in modern times, I really do. To be alive in an age where I can post a thought for all the world to see in a few keystrokes and clicks...an age where an obese woman can sue her doct...
Posted by chris on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:58:00 PST

wouldn't you think that by now

Wouldn't you think that at this point in human evolution that we'd get a few things through our thick skulls and into our predominantly lower brained thought processes. I'm not asking for an instant t...
Posted by chris on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 12:19:00 PST

these things that drive me crazy, both good & bad

BAD: High pitched or beeping noises, bugs that decide to land on me, mushrooms, eggs, ketchup, hippies with SUV's and tie dyed credit cards, meth heads, loading screens that take way too long, people ...
Posted by chris on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:09:00 PST

and then there are those I hope never leave

So if you read the last posting, and you feel like you fall into one of those categories...well, you probably do and you probably have a good idea why as well. Everyone else on the planet: For at leas...
Posted by chris on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 05:22:00 PST

Wishing you a speedy trip

Ex-girlfriends, ex-jobs, and ex-friends(your choice, not mine): GO TO HELL FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by chris on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 12:01:00 PST