Uncle Ruckus (no relation) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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Time for me to look like a babbling idiot. I hate talking about myself. I have had a very lucky and fortunate life. I am the only surviving boy with 3 sisters who have trained me well. My whole family is real close. I was raised with morals and standards, and above all, a great sence of humor. You can not survive in my family with out one. I am a professional wedding seat filler, and international mini putt champion. On the side I do a little underground illegal hermit crab fighting.I am very easy to get a long with as long as you agree with every word that comes out of my mouth. I am very passionate as long as you describe passion as leaving me alone so I can watch TV and ignore you. I love giving back rubs, by giving I mean giving you a back to rub. Long walks on the beach, picnics, plays, romantic candle lit dinners, you can have it all, just wake me up when you get back.SO, all kidding aside. I know how to be serious when I have to be, but I prefer to laugh and joke. Life is long, enjoy it. I am a very go with the flow kinda guy, however, I can lead when I need to. I enjoy going out, I am happy staying in. I do have a romantic side. I pay attention to the small things. The only thing I ask for in a relationship is honesty, and getting back equal what I put in. I don't like games. I am a straight shooter. I love surprises. I love curling up in cold weather. I like walking around flea marketts. I like driving my car/motorcycle with no destination in mind. I like 2 hour conversations about nothing. I like taking care of people when they are not having a great day. I love putting on a great song and getting lost in a moment. I like to find new activities to keep me busy. I love being out doors. I bought a new house, so I will be honing in on my crafty side.I have no idea what else to say. I have a hard time putting myself down on paper. Any questions or concerns, please feel free to ask. I have nothing to hide. Also check out charliethewrench.blogspot.com

My Interests

MY BEAUTIFUL NIECE

..WHAT MEN ARE REALLY THINKINGBeen playing drums since I was 4. I was in a band for 5 years. I miss it. I like hanging out at the beach, and at the bars. I like naps and cuddling. I dabble a little with writing. Sports. GO REDSKINS!!!! Live music, good movies, and anything having to do with comedy. I love to laugh. I love to turn my music up LOUD and get lost in a moment. I love a good cigar. Anything having to do with being outside. And of course I am always interested in meeting new people. That's why I'm here.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, John Stamos, Yoda, That hot chick I saw at that place one time, Henry Ford, Abraham Lincoln, Val Kilmer, Jack Nicholson, Pearl Jam, The other hot chick I saw at that other place the other time. Doc from back to the Future. (I have my one regret I would like to fix). And everyone involved with Family Guy.Oh, and also midget, or dwarf, or whatever the "PC" term is. I mean no offense. I have a project I need help with.

My Friend Space
I am MY ONLY friend.

Drama Beats

B.A.M.F IN THE CT2004

Don't trust this man

Love You Down There

Runs With Scissors

I Eat Glue

I SUCK

I HEART YOUR MOM

Wanna Make Out??

Nobody

UR JEALOUS, I KNOW

I have a lead singer

I do my own stunts

Gary's my Bitch

The Noise

2 much free time

People Who Wish They Were Cool Like Me
Look What My Slaves Did

Music:

I like just about anything. I am not a huge country fan, but being from N.C. I can handle it. Pearl Jam is and always will be my favorite band. I also like, O.A.R., TOOL, System of a Down, Weezer, Norah Jones, Frank Sinatra, Pantera, Blues Traveler, The Roots, Sevendust, Alice in Chains, Cypress Hill, Beastie Boys, 311, Audioslave, Metalica(black album and before) Christina Agulara(yes I said it) Blink 182, Operation Ivy, Screaching Weasel, Messugah, Van Halen/Van Haggar, 80's hair bands, and some classical music as well. It really depends on my mood. I have around 400 cd's. I am also a fan of late 80's and early 90's cheeze rap. Or at least it is now. Like Skee-lo, Vanilla Ice, Snow, Kriss Kross, Tone LOC, you know, the old popular hits that remind me of what life was like when I was younger and didn't have to be a grown up.

Movies:

Always love a good comedy. I will watch just about anything.(even chick flicks) Not to big on horror movies unless I have a beautiful woman that can hold me during the scary parts.

Television:

I am a Discovery Channel Whore. I also watch a lot of Comedy Central, HBO, and VH1. ENTOURAGE. I try to stay away form the "reality" shows, because it isn't reality. Well maybe for you, I personally have never been walked into a room and had someone say to me, "Ok, you are a batchelor. Here are 2 dozen beautiful women for you to interview to see who you like the most. By the way, none of these women have any self-esteem because they are on television looking for a boyfriend. If they were actually worth dating, they wouldn't be here." Then again, part of me wishes it was like that. Just have someone bring me women and let me choose. If I don't like them just say, "Sorry, no flower for you."

Books:

Anything by John Grisham. Joke books. Tuesdays With Morrie, 5 people you meet in heaven. The Worst Case Scenario handbooks. Do magazines count?..

Heroes:

My father. Walt Disney. The inventor(s) of twisty straws, microwave pizza, jager bombs, indoor plumbing, toilet paper, cars, cartoons, riding lawn mowers, the bikini, cell phones, and anyone who has made my life easier and more enjoyable.

My Blog

The if you want to date me survey

So I am bored at work and figured what the hell, I'll make a questionare list for potential girlfriends. If nothing else, it will help me pass time. This is in no order, just as it randomly come...
Posted by Uncle Ruckus (no relation) on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:49:00 PST

If I were an Evil Overlord

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well,there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. Howeverevery Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movie...
Posted by Uncle Ruckus (no relation) on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:07:00 PST

chillin pics

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Posted by Uncle Ruckus (no relation) on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 07:32:00 PST

Halloween 05

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Posted by Uncle Ruckus (no relation) on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 03:19:00 PST