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eilidh

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About Me

I'm small and live in glasgow. I spend a lot of my time lost.

My Interests

Music, Reading, Knitting and Crocheting. I would also say talking to ma wee maw, for she is braw!

I'd like to meet:

Loads of people. The only people who immediately spring to mind are Shawn Michaels, Dolly Parton and Bruce Dickinson. Brian Blessed for bellowing lessons.

Music:

Clutch, Dolly Parton, Carcass, Bal-Sagoth, Lunachicks, 7 Year Bitch, Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, Depeche Mode, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Iron Maiden, therapy? The wildhearts, Cathedral, Electric Wizard, My Dying Bride, Lawnmower Deth. Lots of things with death in the title, A load of country music, not just Johnny Cash, but also the cheesy stuff, Pixies, Breeders, Suicidal Tendencies, At the Gates, Sabbat, Skyclad, Testament, A heap of pop music, well I might be exaggerating, Pulp, I like some bands with 'the' in the title, but I dislike indie ones intensely. I also don't like indie bands with 2 random words stuck together. Justin Timberlake. Runrig, Oi Polloi, More to follow when I get remotely organised.I HATE INDIE AND GLAM METAL

Movies:

Loads! Amelie, The Big Lebowski, Star Wars, Joe's Apartment, Mars Attacks! Kung Fu Hustle.

Television:

The Dukes of Hazzard (not the film!), Knight Rider, Balderdash and Piffle, My Name Is Earl (tis the 'tache that does it)

Books:

loads.

Heroes:

Maw, I quite admire Kathleen Hanna, people who struggle with hundreds of shit and do it with a smile

My Blog

wibble, wibble, wibble

Having a former professional chef as your best mate rules!Missing Chas and Dave sucks!I am really quite excited about the prospect of a new Type O Negative album and a new Clutch album.The Clutch albu...
Posted by eilidh on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 03:16:00 PST

Lent Rules!

I HEART my religious colleagues!I have biscuits, brunch bars, chocolate bars and brioche on my desk.I have a lot of respect for them and wish them all the best.I want to scoff the lot, but I have alwa...
Posted by eilidh on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:51:00 PST

AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL BBBBYYYY MMMYYYSEEELF

So Keanu, Johhny and JAson, you have forsaken me for another year.  Well gerritupyeez, I have a new man in my life so there ...
Posted by eilidh on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:12:00 PST

JUSTICE FOR SARAH STANTON

I see that the Terrorizer readers' poll is out.I also see that the keyboard player from My Dying Bride, Sarah Stanton did not make the top ten for Most Shaggable Female.Where can I start the petition?...
Posted by eilidh on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

meh!

I went to bed at 9.30 last night as I am pooped with all this Christmas malarkey.  I never went near a drop of alcohol, but I swear to god.  I have a hangover!Is this just a default setting ...
Posted by eilidh on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 02:31:00 PST

Russell Grant is on Crack

You draw admiring glances wherever you go, which is enormously gratifying.Where are these people?  Where are my glances?If you're single, you'll have your pick of several admirers. I have none!&n...
Posted by eilidh on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:18:00 PST

oaf

I have the cold.  I am not sick enough to stay at home, but one where you go to work, come home and collapse in bed (or finish knitting cosy fair isle cardigans).I got up today and put a couple o...
Posted by eilidh on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:02:00 PST

nice man, nasty man

Where do I nomianate Nick for "best ex-boyfriend ever award?"He gave me a camera today and refuses to take money for it.  I will have to break into his house and leave him gingerbread men in biza...
Posted by eilidh on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:38:00 PST

mince pie woe

I bought a mince pie, with mincemeat in it.The crust tastes like it came from a scotch pie.I may cry.
Posted by eilidh on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:04:00 PST

small and sarcasm

Sarcasm does not work in emails.Sarcasm does not work when you are small.Writing sarcastic emails like 'I will volunteer for that task will keep our small team motivated!', provokes replies like 'Awww...
Posted by eilidh on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:48:00 PST