give it to me! |
at the bar last night i was talking to ryan. sloan. and jimmy. and in the corner of my eye i see this wrinkled 40 year old listening to my conversation. i laugh to myself because hes sad. i make a jo...
Posted by VicWHORia. on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:00:00 PST |
Caution: may be offensive.... |
You know you G-H-E-T-T-O when: - you wash yo hair in da kitchen sink - you put gravy in da punch bowl ( don't worry if it spills... you just put it back in... ...
Posted by VicWHORia. on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:41:00 PST |
what wouldn't jesus do? |
after watching chicago twice.. and agreeing that renee zellweger looks like a dying malnutritioned puppy... me and trash head to sloans. (thanks for calling after the liquor strores close... we weren'...
Posted by VicWHORia. on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 11:35:00 PST |
P P P P - unit |
its official. i have a nephew. and my love translates into taking way too many pictures. suck on ittttt!! Phoenix Danger Brito.i swear i love being awake for more than 24 hours. the fairy godmother.th...
Posted by VicWHORia. on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:43:00 PST |
please. impregnate. me |
Situation: Cute Girl (like a 7):"what type of girls are you attracted to?" Your Response should follow: DO NOT THINK ABOUT IT!!! its simple... describe her... she doesn't actually care what type you ...
Posted by VicWHORia. on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 06:00:00 PST |
wash your hands before you touch me. |
Things i think i will never understand: - fat girls that pierce their belly buttons. - non alcoholic beer. - anyone who wea...
Posted by VicWHORia. on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 10:29:00 PST |
.obsess.ed. |
i love mary kate olsen so much that i look at a picture of her when i am purging.
ive been meaning to write a song or a poem for her... but then i remembered that i have no talent.
i love her so...
Posted by VicWHORia. on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 09:58:00 PST |
FYI...BRB...LOL...WTF |
number one way to get out of a bad date..... fake a seizure...
or if you somehow are incapable of doing this (besides killing yourself) ... run at full force into a wall and pray for a coma.
i think ...
Posted by VicWHORia. on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 02:20:00 PST |
marco! marco! marco! |
BigMama8886: i fucking saw a preppy black guy/ skater........ with dredlocks... and the dreds were like braided into a mohawk
ash was like: OH
ash was like: MY
ash was like: FUCKING
ash was like: ...
Posted by VicWHORia. on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 05:33:00 PST |
hey remember that time when..... |
so i went to six flags and:
1. woke up WAY early... and couldn't sleep because of my acute sense of direction
2. sweat buckets.
3. overcame my fear of the dreaded drop of the superman ride.... t...
Posted by VicWHORia. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
