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Lance

If the milk turns sour,I'm not the pussy 2drink it

About Me

what the...? I don't know, not even enough room here that's for damn sure. All about mad laughter and anything is possible...anything. I am grateful for every experience I have ever had, not all of them good but the ability to experience them with somewhat of a sound mind is more than most can ever hope to have. I llllooooovve women and not in some creapy stalker-can't sleep-cause-I-have pictures-plastered-everywhere-hid-in-the-bushes-type way. I just thoroughly enjoy them, in a way that is to show them that chivalry is not dead. Very pickey though, you have to have the ability to captivate my attention. I enjoy tattooing on the side, my steady 9-5(you might say?) provides a decent living so I enjoy 'slinging' for fun. Surfing....for ever and ever...

My Interests

Tattooing, surfing, baseball, frosty cold beverages, mischeif,shannanigans, world wide adventures, women, knowledge, drums, velcro(who in the hell...nevermind) and all around tomfoolery!

I'd like to meet:

Bob Marley...yeah that would be the ish! Me 'n' Bob, coolin', talkin' story..oh, you mean for real,uh...hotties with bodies and knockout personalities to boot! If you can't stand your own persona, don't think that I would want to either.

Music:

YES.Lots of it...Mad Caddies,AFI,Pennywise,Tool,Bad Religion,THE USED,50c,Petey Pablo,Tube Socks(my bad)Tupac,Eminem,Robert(Bob) Nesta Marley,Burning Spear, Steele Pulse,Culture,Das Efx,Ludacris,Ten feet,Shabba Ranks('member that guy!),Peter Tosh,Less than Jake,Janes Addiction,Skankin' Pickle,...SADE....meeeoow..,Floyd,Zepp,Chevelle,Three Days Grace,Lost prophets,HIM,Alice in Bondage(fuck the chains),Stone Temple Pilots....Just about everything...

Movies:

Making them, or....? Watching them?....I'm not sure I understand....

Television:

when necessary

Books:

especially the ones with pictures

Heroes:

Eivel Keneivel, , Lance Armstrong, Bob Marley, Captain Caveman, 'Pops' 'cause he's proud to call ne his son. Anyone who has fought for this country and our right to call it home "."Anyone who gives their all to make something work, even if it failed.

My Blog

from my dog.....

just wondering..... 1. Who are you? Im your Daddy 2. Are we friends?in more ways than one 3. When and how did we meet? at the carwash 4. How have I affected you? with an std 5. What do you...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am not well.....

Body: So who owns your heart?? We wanted to see who was still single out there. (copy and re-post this...DO NOT REPLY) 1.ASHLEY- NO ONE 2. Jenna-Ryan.. 3. Joe-Karen owns all.<3 4. KaREn- joe...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just wondering.....

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we w...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"YOUR MY BOY BLUE!!"

so I'm thinking this color will either annoy everyone or attract you to the page like a giant bug zapper...ZZZZZZ....POP!!
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST