miss[QUEEN]cunt - ProfilesArchive

About Me

jessicumdumpster
i'm always willing to separate a slut from her Levi's
NIG, I'M 19.
and i'm a natural blonde you motherfucker
tattooed and pierced
someday, she'll tell you.
KEEP THE DRAMA AWAY

don't act like you know me if you really don't.
take the rumors you've heard, and shove it up your ass.
i've lost the battle, and i'm still losing.
blunt and honest. yet a failure.
i'm quite shy, until you get to know me.
i will not critisize you about your lifestyle, as long as you respect my lifestyle as well.
i'm allergic to orange juice, dairy, aerosol sprays, mint, cinnamon.
i hate dr. pepper and rootbeer.
i dislike stand up comedy.
naive, random
get over it, everyone has flaws.
parents love me.
favorite game = Harvest Moon.
i enjoy giggling, singing, screaming, laughing, kissing, cuddling, showering with someone special.
I LOVE QDOBA! and i hate poptarts.
i work at burger king with meee cousin and the sweetest people ever!

My Interests

AIM = BUTCHERED LABIA
muff diving
playing barbies
driving 250 miles with taylor and not realising it
falling into rivers
orgasming
fish faces
snorting lines off your tits
tits and clits
screaming in your ears
titty fucking
5-digit discoing
screamers and creamers
floor shows
pussy tapping
pink velvet sausage wallets
circle jerks
cherry stuffing
vanilla jism shakes
hanky panky
gaping, sucking, and fucking
body-snatching
test

I'd like to meet:

CALENDAR

AUGUST 11 = 19TH BIRTHDAY!
AUGUST 12TH = I get to see my family from colorado and nebraska. yes!
AUGUST 14TH - BREWERS GAME IN MILWAUKEE

I was getting my cock sucked
when the plane collided into the second tower.
She spit my nut up
and wiped her mouth
with the American flag.

ROUNDS
KARL=1,3
JESS=2,4
PS. MY FRIENDS LIST IS ALPHABETICAL. GET OVER IT.
PSS. DON'T GO THROUGH MY DAMN FUCKING COMMENTS TO ADD PEOPLE FAGGOTS.

Music:

ABIGAIL WILLIAMS ACADEMY IS, THE ACROSS FIVE APRILS AFI AGENT SPARKS AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED ALESANA ANATOMY OF A GHOST AND THEN I TURNED SEVEN ANGELS AND AIRWAVES ANNIE APHEX TWIN ARCHITECTURE IN HELSINKI ARSONISTS GET ALL THE GIRLS AU REVOIR SIMONE AXE THAT CHOPPED THE CHERRY TREE, THE BADLY DRAWN BOY BEAR VS SHARK BLINDSIDE BLOOD BROTHERS, THE BONE THUGS N' HARMONY BRIGHT EYES BRING ME THE HORIZON CANNIBAL CORPSE CASEY JONES CATTLE DECAPITATION CDOASS CHIODOS CHOKE ON THE COLOR OLIVE CHRISTINA AGUILERA CIRCLE TAKES THE SQUARE CITY AND COLOUR CLAP YOUR HANDS SAY YEAH CLASH, THE CURSIVE CUTE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR DALLAS GREEN DANCE MASSACRE, THE DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE DECEMBERISTS, THE DIRTY SANCHEZ EARLY NOVEMBER, THE ED GEIN EISLEY ELLIOTT SMITH ELYSIA EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY FAINT, THE FALL OF TROY, THE FEAR BEFORE THE MARCH OF FLAMES FINCH FREEZEPOP FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW GENGHIS TRON GUNSLIKEGIRLS GRACE GALE HEAVY HEAVY LOW LOW HER SPACE HOLIDAY HER WORDS KILL HIGH COURT, THE HONORARY TITLE, THE HORSE THE BAND I AM GHOST IDIOT PILOT I WAS A CUB SCOUT JACOWSKI, PHILLIP JOB FOR A COWBOY JOHNNY TRUANT JONBENET, THE JOY ELECTRIC JUNIOR VARSITY, THE KILL HANNAH KINGSTON FALLS KISSY FACE FASHION FAUX-PAS LADYTRON LE TIGRE LIAM FROST LOCUST, THE LOVEDRUG LYNDSAY DIARIES, THE MARASHINO MAYDAY PARADE MERMAID IN A MANHOLE MIRAH MODEST MOUSE NORMA JEAN NUMBER 12 LOOKS LIKE YOU, THE OK GO OWEN PANIC AT THE MCDONALDS PATRICK WOLF PEACHES POISON THE WELL PRESCHOOL TEA PARTY MASSACRE QUANTICE NEVER CRASHED RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS, THE RED KNIFE LOTTERY ROBOTS IN DISGUISE SAID THE GUN TO THE GIRL SAOSIN SCARY KIDS SCARING KIDS SECRETARY SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY SHINY TOY GUNS SLEEPING, THE SOUND OF ANIMALS FIGHTING, THE SPILL CANVAS, THE SPOON STRATA STRAYLIGHT RUN SYMPHONY IN PERIL TAYLOR MILLER TEGAN AND SARA TEST ICICLES THREE6MAFIA THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DEAD TONY DANZA TAPDANCE EXTRAVAGANZA TOO PURE TO DIE TOO SHORT TRANSISTOR TRANSISTOR TWODEADSLUTS ONEGOODFUCK UNDEROATH WAKING THE CADAVER XOXOXO ZOMBIES ATE MY NEIGHBORS

Movies:

ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN AMERICAN BEAUTY AMERICAN HISTORY X CATSOUP CRYBABY FOX AND THE HOUND, THE GOONIES, THE IGBY GOES DOWN ILLUSIONIST, THE ISLAND, THE MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA MIRROR MASK O PORN PRESTIGE, THE PROZAC NATION REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REINCARNATION RULES OF ATTRACTION, THE SAVING SHILOH(3) SHILOH(1) SHILOH SEASON(2) SPUN THAT THING YOU DO THIRTEEN UNITED STATES OF LELAND, THE WHITE OLEANDER ....

Television:

BLEACH CSI DATELINE NBC DEGRASSI FORENSIC FILES GHOST HUNTERS HEROES HISTORY CHANNEL, THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC POSTCARDS FROM BUSTER PROJECT RUNAWAY PUCCA RAINBOW FISH SIMPLE LIFE, THE WHAT NOT TO WEAR

Heroes:

karl moeser. staci finton. taylor miller. cory gallimore. jake moore. allyssa otto. matthew phillips. heather capri nelson. ashley frank. richie tobias. abi hartje. jacob ruffin. justin bosetti. phillip jacowski. melissa moeser. allison moeser. mama and poppa moeser.

My Blog

to him, he knows who he is.

You've made me smile from day one, well besides the fact it took you forever to kiss me. November 23rd, 2006, my dads birthday and thanksgiving. It's been that long. You've never fucked me over. Sure ...
Posted by miss[QUEEN]cunt on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:56:00 PST

Like i’ve said a thousand times before.

Friends come, and friends go. Only a limited will forever stay, or stay for as long as you let them.As I look into the past, and see people I was once friends with that have made one of my friendships...
Posted by miss[QUEEN]cunt on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:59:00 PST

awesome shit i had as a kid

I had awesome shit...and my newest i got todaysame designAND MORE to come that i used to have (but i still have them)...
Posted by miss[QUEEN]cunt on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:07:00 PST

life is a million miles away from here

I've been working at Burger King here in Beloit since August 13, 2007. About 80 hours or more every 2 weeks. Alot of bills to pay off for my animals.Friends have passed away, like derek and kyle this ...
Posted by miss[QUEEN]cunt on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 06:41:00 PST

friendships and relationships, to one person

Yes, we had a friendship for over 2 years that was MORE than just a friendship. I may have a boyfriend, but i still want to remain friends. how many times have a told you that? you can still be friend...
Posted by miss[QUEEN]cunt on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:16:00 PST

Kyle Thomas Christian

I remember the day we met. I remember every day i saw you. I remember it all. I remember the partying with you. I remember you drawing on my wall, writing letters with drawings on them. I remember the...
Posted by miss[QUEEN]cunt on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:21:00 PST

DEAR GIRLS OF PLEASANT PRAIRIE/KENOSHA

RICHIE TOBIAS RICHIE TOBIASwe are only friends nowyou know what....whichever two girls you are, that claimed he raped you. FUCK YOU. I know damn fucking straight he fucking wouldn't rape anyone. He do...
Posted by miss[QUEEN]cunt on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:11:00 PST

the true friends

It's funny when i can tell who most of my true friends are right off the bat. The ones who don't try and change me. The ones who don't tell me what i'm doing wrong, but if i'm making a mistake, they l...
Posted by miss[QUEEN]cunt on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:39:00 PST

invalid

Chronic Liar. Think not.I have let myself go.Updates on my life, Randomly. PREPARE YOURSELF TROOPS.Skye died, my grandparents died. I'm missing out on my social life because i'm trying to make my dad ...
Posted by miss[QUEEN]cunt on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:35:00 PST

MMKK FUCK YOU

..> [January Monday 1st 07] fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.quit it. quit it. quit it. don't tell me what to do.you're not my father.you bribe my dad.you say things like "blah blah blah you see yo...
Posted by miss[QUEEN]cunt on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:00:00 PST