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Jason

Somebody leave the light on just in case I like the dancing, I can remember where I come from...

About Me

I pee more than a woman pregnant with triplets. I smoke like a 56 year old woman from Long Island (and wish I didn't!) I'm nostalgiac to a painful point. I wish I could be a visual artist, but I guess the grass is always..., My roots are ground in tight, but I wish I could rip 'em out and go away somewhere for a bit. Tequila mixed with (x) + (x) = me naked. Champagne mixed with vodka makes me wish I would get hit by a bus the next day. Or trampled by an elephant. Or bludgeoned with a joint-stool. Or disemboweled with a...You get the picture. I'm loyal to a fault (you'd want me in your trench). I suppose one day I'll call you at 4am and wonder why it is you don't feel "chatty". I just want a bit of time to watch my goddamn Netflix that I've had for four months! I'm presently trying to invent a way to make cats stop pooping (any suggestions? Seriously?) Just try and keep the ashes off my keyboard...I guess I'll have to fill this in later, but for now: ...Optimism guides me, temptation eludes me, passion holds me, cheese-cloth and formaldehyde preserve me, rusty spikes clasp me to this goddamned cross...
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My Interests

Brunch (my favorite event!), singing, playing guitar, wine, dancing like a crazy person (it's the only way I know how), competing with someone on XBox games, then hitting them with whatever's near if they beat me, asking big guys when I'm drunk to punch me in the arm as hard as they can, beer, gardens, Beer Garden, all aspects of tomfoolery...

I'd like to meet:

I guess I got on this to network...Something I SUCK at! I've been writing music (guitar/vocal stuff) for a few years now, and it's time for me to get my feet wet actually playing it. Looking to maybe take classical guitar lessons for the technique, and eventually meet people to play/sing/collaborate with who are in the same style or interested...I really hate meeting people. I like to start out at the point where you can fart and dance like wombats and touch each other in inappropriate places. That only happens once in a blue moon, but when it DOES, OH JIMINY!!!!!!

Music:

Tori Amos, Janis Joplin, CSN, Damien Rice, Belle & Sebastian, Amos Lee, Ella, Martin Sexton, Ryan Adams, Coldplay, Radiohead, Simon & Garfunkel, Sufjan Stevens, Scissor Sisters, Jeff Buckley, Joni Mitchell, The Beatles, Indigo Girls, Sly and the Family Stone, Fleetwood Mac, Nina Simone, Elliot Smith, CCR, The Moonlighters, Shanna Sharp, Meghann Robinson,...On and on...Play for me and I will appreciate...

Movies:

"C'mon girls, I've got the fondue!", "But look what happened to the cook!", "Kophagschlagen", "I am emPOREEEER!!!", "You just stand there with your twenty-three-year-old tits like ROCKS and you laugh at me...", "A weapon? Why would anyone want to invent a weapon?", "No I'm not in SPAIN dear, I'm in AGONY, that's where I am!", "You have a super day too!", "Oh sexy GIRRRRlfrieeend!", "...I'd go slippy-slippy slidey over everybody's hiney, oh I wish I were a little bar of soap (bar of soap)", "I'll switch with anyone who has the jacuuuuuuuuzi!", "I'm gonna be on television", "You'd eat it if it were Tony-loaf", "Christiinaaaaa!", "I treasure your friendship", "There's GLASS between us!!!", "If I was the bread, would you be my buh-tuh?", "Maybe I just keep taking for granted that it does", "But I don't FEEL like rewinding!"

Television:

AbFab, Six Feet Under, WONDER SHOWZEN!!!

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces; Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close; At Swim, Two Boys; I Know This Much Is True; Prick Up Your Ears; Long Time Gone; Kate Remembered; Everything Is Illuminated; Daddy Long-Legs; Edith Ann: My Life, So Far; The Secret History; David Sedaris; Augusten Burroughs; Kurt Vonnegut...

Heroes:

BEN AND JERRY!!!!!!

My Blog

A pathetic problem...

I truly don't understand it, but I have become a blubbering mess of cry-baby!!! I really am happy to be able to cry, as I went over a decade without that ability and did not like it one bit (unle...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 05:57:00 PST

One Night Stand

Instead it was just nice enough to stay, but not forever Just like lovers for the night I am lovers for the night Covered and uncovered by you smelled and tasted Shame and arousal opening like buttons...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:05:00 PST

See it to believe it...

January February March April May June J uly A ugust S eptember O ctober N ovember December THAT's how cool I am......
Posted by Jason on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:56:00 PST

A slight poem...

   If I licked your head    and chewed out your gnats    we'd be cats       But that means that I'd probably lick your ass too,    which I...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:56:00 PST

Rhythm

   ...I may not be a drummer, but I have inner rhythm. Sometimes, when I'm going to bed at night, I grind my teeth to "These Dreams" by Heart. Or I steal my roomates Reduced Fat Triscui...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:25:00 PST

MySpace Search Results

...I just tried to do a search on ThisSpace. Frankly, I'm creeped out. I really am just not that interested in people I know NOTHING about! Yeah, I know that they have all sorts of information posted ...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:53:00 PST

Feeling chatty?

   ...I bet you're not feeling as chatty as moi!           I'd like to talk about pipe-cleaners! Do you remember them? I do! You used to find the...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:37:00 PST

Why can't I stop wheezing through my nostrils?

   ...On this day, my only day off, I could've realized my dreams. I could've dared to live. I could've tempted temptation. Instead I slept very late. Very, very late.    ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:18:00 PST