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I like to play with words- Shakespeare knew what he was doing. Most of my friends are hapa-except for Josh... he's Jewish. I like rainbows but I'm not gay. Although I don't have a problem with gay people. I often wonder if the Chupacabra actually exists... I'm pretty sure it doesn't. If I wanted to go on a date with my girlfriend I'd probably drown... it'd be worth the try though- she is my world. A band without a singer or a drummer is really just a jam session. My dog is deaf and watches tv all day. I've recently learned that 200 pounds feels exactly like it sounds- If you're ever adjusting your pants and your button pops off, you'll know what I mean. I could tell that I was gaining weight before I stepped on a scale because the tone of my farts were changing... hence a bigger ass. I've learned to answer to the nickname "Tubby" and oddly enough I kinda like it. Solving the rubic's cube isn't really that hard if you have access to youtube. Approaching 30 feels like you're getting ready to wear diapers again. I have good friends in good places. Arizona iced tea is often sold for more than $.99- which is printed on the can. What's up with that? Throwing up doesn't really bother me although crapping in a cardboard box does. I have a hard time deciding on what kind of haircut I like. When I was a kid I used to name my poo according to their size. Not working or paying rent isn't as cool as it sounds. Scotch, scotch, scotch. I like scotch. Constantly talking about yourself makes people realize how uninteresting you can really be.