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About Me

i can slam dunk a basketball from any point on the court. i am immune to every disease known to mankind including snakebites. i can hold my breath for 10 minutes. i was the first one to think of combining macaroni and cheese. i can identify any animal strictly by it's feces. i have a summer house in tuscany although i never go there but i could if i wanted to. my farts smell like axe deoderant (orion scent). i am single handedly responsible for the downfall of chumbawumba. the only things that frighten me are bigfoot and hot lava. charlotte's web makes me cry (both the movie and the book but more so the movie). i can name all 50 states in under 10 seconds. i can speak 5 languages not counting 2 dead ones and a couple i made up. on the weekends i drink whiskey, ride horses, and shoot guns with glen. i also ride dolphins whenever i feel like it. i believe that independence day is the greatest movie of all time. i put hot sauce on my hot sauce. i was one of uncle jesse's little twins in the tv show full house (guess which one!). one time i climbed a volcano. i catch fish with my bare hands. i have a son named zeus studying renaissance art in france (i love you, son). i sing back up tracks on kanye west albums. i absolutely love make your own adventure books. i can vomit blood on command. i always climb staircases 4 steps at a time. one time i wrestled a wild cougar (and won). i can drive a golf ball 900 yards. i love petting zoos. i like scuba diving in the nude. i never go to the bathroom because my body is a perfect machine that consumes all waste material. i know who really killed jean benet ramsey (it was pat fraser). i wrote the movie surf ninjas. i put the bomp in the bomp shoo bomp shoo bomp. i can navigate ships using only the stars. i can name any plane just by the sound of it's engine. the book series the hardy boys was based entirely upon my summer vacations. i can tread water for 2 months (maybe more). i invented the internet. and my ideal friday night would be watching titanic in the dark.
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My Interests

my road to hell is well paved. and the welcoming committee already knows my name.

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is a Giant Robot that spins Vast Webs, has Dozens of Tentacles, Freezes Solid when Cold, projects a Purple Forcefield, and can Generate Electricity.

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Music:

children of bodom, the who, sigur ros, the haunted, good riddance, dredg, darkest hour, at the drive in, the mars volta, afi, elvis presley, dissection, damien "jr. gong" marley, dropkick murphys, dragonforce, bear vs. shark, bane, operation ivy, nofx, dark tranquility, every time i die, god forbid, the red hot chili peppers, bb king, pink floyd, blue man group, adamantium, arch enemy, radiohead, botch, boy sets fire, evergreen terrace, smashing pumpkins, extol, the butthole surfers, mf doom, danger mouse, danger doom, harvey danger, cee-lo, rob zombie, jefferson airplane, james brown, refused, symphony x, taken, these arms are snakes, system of a down, godspeed you black emperor!, miles davis, the agony scene, lamb of god, the gorillaz, gnarls barkley, the darkness, the new york dolls, refused, slayer, the presidents of the united states of america, foreigner, unearth, at the gates, turbonegro, acdc, norma jean, the bled, tool, throwdown, johnny cash, death by stereo, bleeding through, radio project one, terror ave., bodhi, who killed bambi, the bearclaws, the travelling accident, and the ghostbusters theme song.

Movies:

versus, city of god, 12 monkeys, garden state, the good the bad and the ugly, american psycho, behind the mask: the rise of leslie vernon, freaked, oldboy, the big lebowski, evil dead 2, army of darkness, battlefield baseball, feast, strings, citizen kane, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, airplane, donnie darko, the graduate, battle royale, bill and ted's bogus journey, the lost skeleton of cadvra, american history x, requiem for a dream, memento, beetlejuice, halloween, scream, the nightmare on elm street series, the friday the 13th series, the pirates of the caribbean series, adaptation, the aristocrats, in the realms of the unreal, edward scissorhands, fear and loathing in las vegas, itchi the killer, frankenstein, not another teen movie, maximum overdrive, the wizard of oz, return to oz, mystic river, the spider-man movies, the life aquatic with steve zissou, candyman, wet hot american summer, hellraiser, pretty persuasion, grizzly man, the addams family, the lost boys, night of the living dead, mirrormask, club dread, run lola run, the exorcist, tales from the crypt presents demon knight, pi, primer, magnolia, waking life, palindromes, and old school.

Television:

metalocalypse, the venture bros., aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, lost, heroes, curb your enthusiasm, wonder showzen, gumby, berserk, mr. show, the simpsons, wild and crazy kids, clone high, south park, tales from the crypt, chappelle's show, reno 911, married with children, the adventures of brisco county jr., alf, mystery science theatre 3000, perfect strangers, and the later episodes of family matters when urkel began inventing time machines, shrink rays, robots, and stuff like that.

Books:

the game, sisonpyh, neverwhere, cell, go ask alice, odd thomas, forever odd, brother odd, frankenstein, 'salem's lot, misery, the times we had, fahrenheit 451, anything by freud, the good son, the great gatsby, a clockwork orange, the rosewood casket, on aggression, dreamcatcher, fast food nation, the regulators, desperation, edgar allan poetry, 1984, story, the power of myth, neanderthal, animal farm, insomnia, the strange case of dr. jekyll and mr. hyde, the historian, wicked, alice in wonderland and through the looking glass, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series, the hunchback of notre dame, the simpsons and philosophy, fight club, carlos castenada's trilogy, a million little pieces, the invisible man, as i lay dying, the inferno, darkness tell us, it, the martian chronicles, flowers for algernon, the stand, the chief, lullaby, american psycho, and the dark tower series.

Heroes:

frank stallone, josh mcclafferty, launchpad mcquack, captain eo, coconut pete, and the guy that says YOU'RE KILLING ME LARRY!!!!!!!! poor guy. larry just keeps on killing him.

My Blog

triangle

we're born into silence and let it all belift your anchor and just float astrayborn into silence and let it all befortune in silencewatch it explodewhile fragments of ironies examples flyand hit the ...
Posted by steven doom" on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:34:00 PST

the ones who walk away from omelas

with a clamor of bells that set the swallows soaring, the festival of summer came to the city omelas, bright-towered by the sea. the rigging of the boats in harbor sparkled with flags. in the streets ...
Posted by steven doom" on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:25:00 PST

ghosts

...so do we pass the ghosts that haunt us later in our lives. they sit undramatically by the roadside like poor beggars. and we see them only from the corners of our eyes, if we see them at all. the i...
Posted by steven doom" on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:57:00 PST