I'd like to meet:
Television:
home movies and andy milonakis win most appealing to my sense of humor. but i also love L word, family guy, also unsolved mysteries, hahaha! and various other crimetv/forensics shows that make you depressed and afraid. As for everything else: "fuck TV in its void cunt."
Books:
poets: bukowski, plath, ferlinghetti, e.e. cummings...gregory corso ginsberg et. al, jim carroll, nikki giovanni, li-young-lee and kim addonizio and other such people who, in a perfect world, would not be mired in obscurity
prose and fiction: dylan thomas, nabokov, mostly i like all contemporary and/or innovative fiction, particularly raymond carver for being a depresso, lydia davis, george saunders' pastoralia, a. manette ansay too. david sedaris is a riot. sandra cisneros is my absolute favorite author bar none.
bjork is a poet. tori amos is a (weird) poet. but the best is richard brautigan, richard brautigan is the shit. the absolute best.
Heroes:
LOVE is our lord and savior. Bjork is the closest thing to a physical god in my opinion. And it's not "What Would Jesus Do" it's "What Would Shel Silverstein Do". He would write a silly poem about the damn thing.