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taylor

jarl is dyno mite

About Me

o rly1?

My Interests

driving range, browsting the intarweb

I'd like to meet:

poeple as equally bored as i am

Music:

neil diamond

Movies:

cobra, office space

Television:

seinfeld, local news and weather, tv guide channel

Books:

ishmael, life of pi, chronicles of narnia

Heroes:

spiderman

My Blog

Arrogant bastard ale

Wow, they weren't kidding when they said it was strong.  It's kicking my ass. 
Posted by taylor on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 09:48:00 PST

old fobby people smell

Theory: Old fobby people don't shower. Proof: #1) At the gym, old fobby people smell so bad.  It's like BO overload. #2) Old people grew up in the 1800's or something, when they didn't have runni...
Posted by taylor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cars and wax

Whenever you wash a car, you should always clay bar the deposits (tree sap, bird shit) and then wax it.  If you don't clay bar, you might just wax over that crap and just leave it there to fester...
Posted by taylor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST