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Beeker

I sold my soul to HOCKEY and my girlfriend!!!

About Me

There's a fly on a branch, a fish thinks, if that fly drops six inches i'm gunna get it. There's a bear on land that thinks, if that fish goes for that fly im gunna get it. There's a hunter behind a bush that says, if that bear goes for that fish im gunna get it. There's a mouse under a dead log that goes, if that hunter kills that bear, im gunna sneak up and get some of it before it goes away. There's a cat behind the dead log and says, if that mouse goes for that bear carcass then im gunna go for it. The fly drops six inches, the fish catches the fly, bear catches the fish , the hunter shoots the bear, the mouse goes up and starts eating, and the cat runs up and tries to catch the mouse, the mouse steps out of the way and the cat falls in the river . . . . . . the moral of the story kids is that when a fly drops six inches a pussy gets wet..
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Do you have any pets? Yes
What color shirt are you wearing? black
Name three things that are physically close to you: shotgun, beer and guitar
What is the last book you read? i don't read
Are you or were you a good student? not really
What's your favorite sport? hockey
Do you enjoy sleeping late? hell yea
What's the weather like right now? shitty
Who tells the best jokes? me
What was the last thing you dreamed about? hunting
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? yes i drive and no i haven't crashed
Do you believe in karma? yea
Do you believe in luck? hell yea
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? scrambled
Do you collect anything? If so, what? yes, girls
Are you proud of yourself? no, not really
Are you reliable? i guess so
Have you ever given money to a bum? nope
What's your favorite food? unhealthy food
Have you ever had a secret admirer? yea
Do you like the smell of gasoline? kinda
Do like to draw? yea, but i suck
What's your favorite invention? sex
Is your room messy? sometimes
What do you like better: oranges or apples? apples
Do you give in easily? if i'm in a good mood, yea
Are you a good guesser? not really
Can you read other people's expressions? sometimes, but not really
Are you a bully? fuck yea
Do you have a job? yea like 3
What time did you wake up this morning? noonish
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? a little kid
When was the last time you showered? a couple of hours ago
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? sleeping and shooting something
What's your favorite day of the week and why? friday and saturday....party time
Do you have any nicknames? yea, beeker
Have you ever been scuba diving? not yet
What's your least favorite color? brown
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? yes
Would you ever go skydiving? hell yea
What toothpaste do you use? ummm...i don't know. but its good
Do you enjoy challenges? sometimes
What's the worst injury you have had? lots of bad shit
What's the last movie you saw? employee of the month
What do you want to know about the future? who will i be with forever. and how long will i live?
What does your last text message say? i don't text message
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? topeeka
What's your favorite school subject? i hate school
What's your least favorite school subject? everything
Would you rather have money or love? love
What is your dream vacation? a hunting and fishing trip to canada
What is your favorite animal? dog
Do you miss anyone right now? yea
What's the last sporting event you watched? hockey
Do you need to do laundry? nope
Do you listen to the radio? yes
Where were you when 9/11 happened? at school
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? kick it
Have you ever caught a butterfly? yes
What color are your bed sheets? white
What's your ringtone? something gay
Who was the last person to make you laugh? ummm.....me
Do you have any obsessions right now? yes
Do you like things that glow in the dark? yes
What's your favorite fruity scent? sex
Do you watch cartoons? only spongebob and fairly odd parents
Have you ever sat on a roof? yes
Have you ever been to a different country? yes
Name three things in the world you dislike: i don't know
Name three people in the world you dislike: everyone
Has a rumor even been spread about you? yes
Do you like sushi? nope
Do you believe in magic? hell yea, thats some crazy shit
Do you hold grudges? oh yea
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Music:

Country is the best ever

Movies:

Anchorman, Miracle, Scary Movie 3, Escanaba In Da Moonlight, Dodgeball, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, Undercover Brother,

Television:

ESPN, ESPN2, Family Guy, Wheel of Fortune and The BassMaster Classic.

Books:

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beer
your gonna get a big beer belly cuz you sit around the house drinking beer all day everyday

Heroes:

My Dad, My Uncle Mike, My Grandpa Mike and Kevin VanDam. CompleteMyspace.com only the best Myspace Layouts !