Don't take anything too seriously. Including my "blogs." Be entertained.
Making fun of people. being made fun of. if i don't make fun of you, i probably don't like you....multiple personalities, acting (like a fool). Alcohol for breakfast and coffee at night. Sleep is overrated. I want to be represented in eternity with some uncouth language. Oh, fuckin' Bertolini?
Visualization. Inanimate objects moving. Like a carpet that flies. Growing mustaches. I think Bush is a lying piece of shit who should be thrown in jail. His jailing in Guantanamo is an interest of mine.
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum like it's easy dick in the jack off hour!
"Kill! Kill!"
The Muppet Personality Test
Phil Jackson and Beeker
The Black Angels are my new favorite band. Dan the Automator, Clinic, Del The Funkee Homosapien, Rich Hardesty, Davey Heritier, The Doors, The Doorknobs, The Dolphins, Led Zeppelin, The Red King, Brian Jonestown Massacre, everything Mike Patton, Lovage, The Styrofoam Beer Cups, Kool Keith/Dr. Octagon, Holistic, Tribe Called Quest, Nine Inch Nails, Prince Paul, Trey Parker, GZA and the WuTang Clan, Electric Mayhem (Muppets), Nil Lara, Grand Funk Railroad, The Decemberists, Records Record Records, The Franchize, The Twin Cats, Timo Maas, old Austin Bridges, new Austin Bridges, Jerod Jingleheimer Morris, Rage Against the Machine, Carl Cox, Roger Sanchez, Biggie Smalls, Beatles, Chris Cornell, Van Morrison, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Neil Young, Catalonia, Dan Mechlior's Broke Revue, Lisa Lee, Beck, Bret Talley, the mixes of DJ Dani Disco, CazzyCazden, Tommy James and the Shondells, Billy Joel.
ELECTION
Sex with Machiavelli, Broken Lizard, Horror movies, Dark Comedies, Dark Comedians, and Comedies.
CurrentTV, anti-marijuana commercials, Funny stuff, Reno 911, standup comedy. COLLEGE FOOTBALL
This just means reading. I learned to do this at a young age. Although, sometimes I claim illiteracy.
No One Here Gets Out Alive, Love is the Killer App, Botany of Desire, Rainbow Goblins, American Psycho, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, On the Road, It's Not Easy Being Green, The Myspace Socialguide by Aaron J. Bollinger. I am America (And So can You), Biographies on anyone interesting. I don't dig on a lot of fiction unless it includes illustration.
My friends who create things so far out there, it blows my mind. Then it makes me to do something besides wake up in the morning and find some breakfast to rid a hangover. I get other people really drunk sometimes. My tolerance gives me witness to everyone elses blackouts. That is power and perhaps the most baller shit ever. Ralph Nader, Dad, and anyone who is a jerk to me and I still like them.