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paperback playa

The lord created liquor to keep me from conquering the world!!

About Me

Yea i changed it that whole thing was nice and all but it was just a part of me. my name is Jason Bradley McConnell. I have serious mental issues. Ive never really been in a fight before, well ive never fought for my self before all my fights are cuz someone is messin with my friends so i step in so my friends dont get hurt, id rather it be me. i feel differently on life than most people my motto is eat right, exercise, dont smoke, still die so im gonna live it up while i still can right. i probably love my family more than any body here but my homies are family too ya know. my graduating class was close we were all really good friends and they all call my mom, mom prolly because she was always there for all of us the entire class, yet my mom still feels like she has been a bad mom which is bullshit, as you can probably tell i love my mother very much and same goes with my stepmother as well. and as for my father and step father i have eternal respect for both of them. my true love in my life is my sister she is my world and i would kill for her. and the best advice in the world was givin by my mom and that is " love meets half way"! im in the navy now and boy does it suck the tv commercial should show a janitor or a slave then people would get a better idea of how the navy is.
Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:
Inigo Montoya What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?
You're 95% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
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My Interests

i am a big NOTRE DAME fan, paintball (especially paintball), food, eating pussy, tellin jokes makin others laugh, and playin guitar.
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
You are the Angel of Death. You may be a bit
morbid, but you are not a bad person- you are
probably very kind, actually. You are quite
interesting, but not very many people like you
because they think you are weird. You
contemplate things a lot, and often find
yourself asking 'why'.

I'd like to meet:

myself cause i still dont know who or what i am yet, but i am slowly comin to grips with myself. which makes for a very interesting time.
Discover your Zodiac Personality @ Quiz Me

Music:

everything really. all types of music have there own specific fell to them and i enjoy all of em. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

my favorite movies are anything with russell crowe in it and A Knights Tale, The Replacements, and Boondock Saints. I like Ice Age too. I really like a movie called "in your face"

Television:

oh, I watch all types of shit on adult swim. I like cartoons. im just a kid at heart. but I dont have cable or nothing so mainly Im out doing something. but when i get the chance i like to watch a series called "psych" its pretty cool.

Books:

I cant read so I stay my white ass out the library. well ok I like the karma sutra books but they have pictures so that does that count.

Heroes:

my heroes are vaginas. I just love them. great thing those vaginas huh.
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My Blog

rose meanings

Red Love, "I Love You", Desire, Passion, Courage, Respect Deep Red Bashful Burgundy Unconscious Love Dark Crimson Mourning Red - Withered "I would rather die", "Our love is over" Pink Perfect ...
Posted by paperback playa on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:42:00 PST

bowling for soup- punk rock 101

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Posted by paperback playa on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 05:23:00 PST

Lets go all the way

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Posted by paperback playa on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 05:14:00 PST

favorite quotes

- a person hasnt really lived until they have died- "I think Poe" -out of all emotions the only eternal one is love- " as far as I know Im the only one that has ever said that before" - hope guides me...
Posted by paperback playa on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:11:00 PST

the reason for the name

hi all in case you guys didnt know the story or just want to hear it again here we go. The reason my nickname is buckshot brad is because one night hangin out at the old gas station with bart I got bo...
Posted by paperback playa on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 03:39:00 PST

pigeon gets smoked by car

Ford Sportka Pigeon...
Posted by paperback playa on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:26:00 PST

jokes

I wish that no one take offense to these jokes. Plz & ty. Q:what do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her brain? A: Divorced Q:Do you know how you can tell if a woman is going to say something ...
Posted by paperback playa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST