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chef boyarbeech

givin hoes black eyes for 22 years

About Me

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i go by YAMS, BEECHAM, CREATURE, BEECHBUM, BEECHBALL, BOBBO, BOB!, CRACKHEAD, JUICE BOY, BEECH STREET RECADZ, BO-BO, etc... call me whatever you desire, i have more knicknames then africa has negros. im the best pizza delivery boy you are ever gonna meet. im a cook as well, hence the name chef boyarbeech... ladies, what would you like for dinner, ill cook it for you under a nice candle light wit a solid bottle of the finest wine that the local liquor store has to offer... i WILLLLL travel the world when i get older, ya knoe check out other people and shit. learn some new things about foreign lands. i got awesome blue eyes that all the ladies love and the gay men as well. i love sex music beer drugs and tattoos. so dont hate on me for that. i cant wait to get inked all over my body when i got the doughh. i listen to all music from country to rap, i love punk rock no matter what, but im up for anything that sounds good and flows like using the wrong end of a funnel. im outta my mind and up for anything anytime anywhere wit anyone. im a wise ass no doubt about it, so if you can't handle my heat get outta the kitchen. my friends are definately cooler then yours, thats just the way life is so deal with it.

My Interests

drinkin beer, stealing shit from little kids at parties, eatin lots of tacos when i get the munchies, reading books about horses, goin to shows biotch, being dirty.

I'd like to meet:

everyone in the worldsn: AFI364 .. use it n abuse it
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Music:

AFI, The Used, The Lawrence Arms, Sublime, OAR, Green Day, Atreyu, The Clash, Pink Floyd, Journey, Jay-Z, Alkaline Trio, Young Jeezy, 2-Pac, Biggie Smalls, Cauterize, Rise Against, Against Me, Lagwagon, Bush, Static-X, Hit the Lights, Bob Marley, Gym Class Heroes, NOFX, MXPX, Senses Fail.... etc etc etc

Movies:

BLOW, scarface, mystic river, training day, animal house, requiem for a dream, dazed and confused, fast times.., any depp movies.. WONDERLAND!

Television:

Dr. Phil

Books:

i read for fun, not for school

Heroes:

Kurt Cobain and Martha Stwewart

My Blog

oooo baby

so um yea as of about 12:30 a.m. on saturday, i officially have a g.f. (finally) but it was well worth the wait for her. we r the coolest together ur all jealous bitches. love ya babes!
Posted by chef boyarbeech on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SHE is AMAZING

dear BILLY BOB LLAMA BEAN, you are the sweetest boy i know(even if your grammar could use a little fine tuning ::winks::) i cant remember the last time i had as much fun as i do with you. im sorr...
Posted by chef boyarbeech on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck you

fuck you and the world... thats how i feel right now
Posted by chef boyarbeech on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST