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I'm a bum. Got a problem with it?

About Me

I was born. I am currently living. I will eventually die.
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Name: Me
Birthday: Five days after the fifth month
Birthplace: the hospital... corwin
Current Location: My desk
Eye Color: Idk I havent had an out of body experience lately to see
Hair Color: Blondish I think
Height: kind of average
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Whitey
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots!
Your Weakness: Ryan Locke.... I mean seriously how can you blame me?
Your Fears: Why Alex Breske sits out my window all night breathing like that
Your Perfect Pizza: square
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I think I've acheived any goal I could have set for myself this year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: usoamfgdahbihudcoac- You son of a mother fu@%ing G@& da#n a$$ hole Bit@h I hope you die choking on a condom
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wonder if i could fake a coma and not have to go to class
Your Best Physical Feature: my spirit
Your Bedtime: between 8pm and 5am
Your Most Missed Memory: hiking in flip flops
Pepsi or Coke: Spike
MacDonalds or Burger King: Brick King
Single or Group Dates: any.... seriously.... get me one
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: starbucks?
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee usually
Do you Smoke: why would I do that?
Do you Swear: no, and fuck you for asking bitch!
Do you Sing: hehe i try occasionally
Do you Shower Daily: hehe i try occasionally
Have you Been in Love: I have.
Do you want to go to College: idk I'll ask my college professors since IM ALREADY IN COLLEGE DUMBASS pfew that felt good....
Do you want to get Married: eh depends
Do you belive in yourself: cogito ergo sum
Do you get Motion Sickness: i suppose i could if you spun me around enough but not usually
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck no. I'll turn your ass to stone bitch!
Are you a Health Freak: eh used to be. I got sick a lot more when I was.
Do you get along with your Parents: generally kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: i suppose?
Do you play an Instrument: ive tried before. It's best I dont.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: why would I do that?
In the past month have you been on : yes im always on?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no. no. OK SHUT UP ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: um I dont think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no dont like oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I MISS SHUANG
In the past month have you been on Stage: yessir!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nosir
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only Jakes heart
Ever been Drunk: I can't remember.... haha that's funny... i can't rememmber. get it?
Ever been called a Tease: yeah....
Ever been Beaten up: no actually. weird, I know.
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: As necessary
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: New Mexico
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: non glass
Favourite Hair Color: non wig
Short or Long Hair: long, please
Height: no midgets please
Weight: no whales please
Best Clothing Style: no?
Number of I have taken: I've never taken drugs if that's what you mean?
Number of CDs I own: plenty
Number of Piercings: none. that's plenty
Number of Tattoos: nada
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few i suppose
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I like living people. I especially like living people who just happen to be hot and girls.

Music:

Anything that classifies as music. This includes african tribal music to Killswitch Engage. This does not include rap.

Movies:

Not enough time lets just say Horror is pretty cool if its real horror, humor is too if its actually funny, or if its so lame its funny. Action movies can be ok but sometimes they get old. I usually dont get into the whole "chick flick" thing but I'm sure some are good and if they arent, making out makes them better I'm sure. I'm not all that picky about what I see.

Books:

Nausea, No Exit, The Art of War, Hamlet, The Age of Innocence, The Republican Contract With America, Martin Luther's Small and Large Catechisms, The Prince (yeah I'm nerd. If I have to read, which I hate, I may as well make it worth it.)

Heroes:

Craig Breske. He worked with me all summer riding around in a jeep and a truck at the res and didn't commit suicide.