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More Than Just An Average Joe

There's a difference between being a guitarist, and a musician who just so happens to play the guita

About Me

I'm just one of those guys that sits on his ass and plays his guitar all day... or I'm at malissa's house all day. Or I'm dreaming about doing her in every room at night when I'm sleeping. Or doing her in the K Mart dressing rooms...Oh, and Malissa is the most amazing woman in the world because she redid my profile for the first time since I got it two years ago, and also because she is the one currently typing this load of crap run-on sentence.
Guitar Players Survey
Ur Guitar? Kramer, JS1200CA
Most wanted Guitar? JEM 20th
Fav. Effect? Delay
What Strings u use? D'Addario
Best Acoustic guitar brand? are you kidding me?, that's not even an answerable question
Guitar colors? blue, black, red
Plastic Or Wood? wood...plastic is for ovation loving fags
Floyd Rose, Wammy Bar or Bigsbey? floyd rose baby
Fender or Gibson? .....fender for electric, gibson for acoustic. les pauls blow
ESP or Jackson? ESP
Ibanez or BC Rich? IBANEZ
Vox wah or Crybaby wah? Crababy
what picks u use? jim dunlop heavy's and mediums
what amp u have? Crate but i want a JSX
VOX or Marshall? VOX
Crate or Krank? Krank
Open chords or Power chords? open
Solos or Fills ? solos
Other stuff
Fav. band(s) ? Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Silent Civilian, Metalica, RJA....the list could go on for pages
Who influnced u? Joe Satriani
when playing to impress chicks who do u go for , blonds, brunetts or red heads? does it matter?
Do u headbang? hell yea
How long is your hair? long?
60s,70s,80s,90s,or now? 70's-80's
Punk or Alternative? Alternative
Rock or Metal? Rock
Emo or Reagge? Neither
Was this a good quiz? yup
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: March somethin
Birthplace: somewhere east lol
Current Location: Gay Pueblo West
Eye Color: i'm so full of crap my eyes are brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white, wait no, German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: Good music and Malissa :P
Your Fears: effin up on stage
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni sausage...mmmmmmm
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get in a REAL band
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: CRAP!
Your Best Physical Feature: Ask someone
Your Bedtime: whenever i want...
Your Most Missed Memory: ...
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mckey Dee's
Single or Group Dates: Single or both whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea is gay
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: eh
Do you Sing: HECK NO
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: I am
Do you want to go to College: yup
Do you want to get Married: yup
Do you belive in yourself: yup
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope, finally a non yup question
Do you think you are Attractive: eh
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: HELLZ YEA
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With my lady
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewww...aka no
In the past month have you been on Stage: i wish
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: YES!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a slinky
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: i was like 5 lol
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Musician
What country would you most like to Visit: pass
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown :)
Favourite Hair Color: brown :)
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me lol
Weight: less than me lol
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: like i care
Number of Piercings: not too many
Number of Tattoos: not too many
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ...
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Gibson SG
You are a Gibson SG. Guitar of AC/DC's Angus young who kicks major ass. What else needs to be said?
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My Interests

well, I'd have to say my interests conist of playing my guitar, and eating, and making out with my girlfriend. That's about the jist of it.Take the quiz:
Which Guitar Player Are You?

Joe Satriani
You are Joe Satriani! You're an outstanding guitarist, definetely one of the best on the planet, and one of the most well known. When people think of soloist guitar players, you come to mind. Not only that, but you're a great teacher. You have a style that makes those that listen to you groove.

I'd like to meet:

YOU! And your mom.

Music:

Joe Satriani, Van Halen, Coheed And Cambria, Steve Vai, Scorpions, Yngwie Malmsteen, 38 Special, Eagles, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Eric Clapton, The Stones, Switchfoot, ZZ Top, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Whitesnake, Lynard Skynard, Default, Alice Cooper, Social Disortion, Tom Petty, System of a Down, Three Doors Down, The Doors, Rufio, Pink Floyd, Bod Seager, Foreinger, Breaking Benjamin.... And a whole crapload of others

Movies:

Anchorman, Blazing Saddles, Sooper Troopers, Employee of the Month, Nacho Libre, Three Amigos, and anything else just as funny. Pretty much anything that blows up, and is funny as hell, can't go wrong with that.

Television:

i don't have cable so i just play my guitar or sit on my ass at the comp all day, kinda like i am right now.

Books:

Huh?

Heroes:

My heroes are people that have made it big in the world of musicians. Exept queers like Green Day that for some lame reason got big, even though i can play better now than they ever will. I think my biggest hero would have to be either Joe Satriani, or Steve Vai. Those guys can not be beat, no one is better than they are.

My Blog

A "Colossal" Epiphany

So earlier today for the first time in my life i truly realized what i'm going to do with my life. And i have to admit, it's the most increadable feeling i've ever expierenced in my whole life. I mean...
Posted by More Than Just An Average Joe on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:14:00 PST

It's my nephew's b-day...literaly

yea so i'm officialy an uncle as of today everyone!, it's a boy so effin kickass lol, that kids gonna be rockin before he learns to walk, i can feel it already lol.  His name is Elijah Joseph Fre...
Posted by More Than Just An Average Joe on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

NEW GUITAR WOOO...lucky 5, if indeed that is a lucky numer

yeah i went to guitar center today and bought a brand spankin new ibanez RG7. WOOOP lol, it's a 7 string which just makes it so cool lol.  it plays effin sweet for just a $400 guitar.  so um...
Posted by More Than Just An Average Joe on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 07:51:00 PST

Dragonforce...OMG

ok so due to all the lame ass blogs i usualy post about how lame women are, (don't hurt me lol) there is this band called dragonforce.  They are ungodly good.  no on has ever herad of them a...
Posted by More Than Just An Average Joe on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:54:00 PST