Not really.
I'm your typical suburban jackass. I'm into playing the same god damned video game over and over again. I like cheap cigars and shitty beer. I love people watching at places like flea markets, dive bars, summer festivals, etc. I used to love the fuck out of Cheaters, but that show has destroyed itself when it not only changed announcers but also completely rearranged the format of the show. It has jumped the shark.
I'm not looking to meet anyone. Most people you actually meet in person from the Internet are actually very fucked up. I've done the Internet dating thing, so I know what I'm talking about. It is true that I did meet my wife in an AOL chat room, but that's beside the point. That's why I said most people - one of us is normal (it's not me).
Look, there's way too much shit to list here if you want me to list my favorite artists. It would just be a big fucking waste of all of our time.Anyway, here are some groups people seem to forget about...
And then there are the things I have tried to have erased from my memory but they keep fighting to remain (like in that Jim Carey movie)...
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I'm not really into most movies, but I am a big fan of comedies from the 70's & 80's, mob films, kung fu films, and old school horror flicks. Most of the modern movies I like I find on IFC or late Saturday night on Svengoolie (it's a Chicago thing)
It's a show that features bad horror flicks and makes fun of them. Classic local television.
"KISS MY CONVERSE!!!" Sadly, I cannot wear Chucks due to my wide feet. If I could wear them, then rest assured you would kiss them upon my request to do so.
Even better than watching a really great movie is watching a really bad movie. Here's a classic example:
Needless to say I never saw the sequel.
I don't watch many programs religiously anymore since most shows are only good for a season or maybe two. Here are a few I like:
Well now I must inform you that although I do not read many novels I do enjoy a few periodicals for their in-depth articles and overall informative nature. Here they am be:
Actually, I do read books when I find one that interests me.
This kid.
The fine people who raised me at this facility.
The people who were crazy enough to believe a movie based on The Garbage Pail Kids was a good idea and then made it. And why were the black ones thrown in a cage labeled "TOO GROSS"? Seems a little wierd, doesn't it?