Joleane

I'd like to meet:

Who I'd like to meet? no celebs here hehehe....I am just gonna say

Someone who can actually be honest with me...Someone I can believe and not expect their tongue to come notarized in order to believe them...someone who is fun, loves to laugh and joke...someone who likes to live life instead of b**tch about it :)
And Guys...I am sure there are plenty of women on here who are just plain ass sick of getting Do you wanna fuck messages...that get old...so if you decide ye shall look at my page while being horn ball of the century...get a life and do not message me....

Other than that I am always up to meeting down to earth kick ass, love to have fun...don't get offended easy, laid back, funny ass people : )

I mean come on...who would not want to meet or have a taste of this?

The Ultimate SEX Survey
Do you like it rough or sensual?: Sensual
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Opposite
How often do you like to have sex?: 4 times a week would suit me..only with the right person :)
Is sex a top priority for you?: No
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: Umm yeah, don't like talking to his ass the whole time
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Never
How do you feel about one night stands?: Not for me
How many one night stands have you had?: None
What's your favorite position?: Doggie Style
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Bedroom
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Both *rolling my eyes*
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: Nope
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Hell, I dunno, I do not time it nor do I think bout it that way
Do you get off first or do they?: Depends on who is worse off
Do you like kissing during sex?: Yesum
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Umm I am sure I can be loud but normally I be quiet bout it
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Either suits me
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: Depends on the person and if they are shallow or not or in a relationship or just a wham bam thank you sir or maam mood
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: I'd rather not say cuz it was not by choice
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: 1
What does your favorite fore-play include?: oh god don't ask *lol*
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: Nope...never done that one
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: One Person
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: Hell No
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: Wouldn't say it was wild....it was awesome and in a bed and for me to know :)
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: Something I will only share with the person I am with
Have you ever done porn?: Nope.it is stupid...if it ain't me doing it then it suck ass hehehe
Have you ever have sex for money?: Hell No
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: Uh hell no!
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: Couldn't tell ya cuz I have never cheated on anyone
During sex... what are you thinking about?: HOT Damn I do not want this to end
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: Bottom
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: 2 to 3. I love to learn new ones :)
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: Of course, who doesn't
Could you live without sex?: Umm yes.
How often do you find sex boring?: Never
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: Depends on my mood
Do you like to perform oral sex?: If the mood so strikes me and I have been with him for a long while
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: not really...it bugs me
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: No and don't intend to either
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: yuck...hell no
Have you ever had interracial sex?: Yes
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: Nope
Have you ever had sex while at work?: Nope
Have you ever had sex while at school?: Nope
What is something that you would never consider doing?: Anal Sex...make me wanna hurl no no no
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: Nope and not gonna either
Would you ever have sex in public?: Nope..That is for the bedroom and for the man I am with only
What's your biggest turn on?: The way he kisses and smiles when he does it
Do you spit or swallow?: Well I sure would not swallow it. I get enough protein in my diet thank you :)
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: Hehehe hmmmm
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: Hell No!
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: Yuck...No and Never Will Either
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: No, I would never do that to my friend
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: Have not tried that one yet.
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: Don't have one of those...damn I be sounding old fashioned over here sheesh hehehe
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 9 years
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: Everyone always has something to learn :)
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: oh I am sure I will...member, that is the last thing to die on a man hehehe
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: Haven't had one yet
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: I think age limit should be 18 when you are considered an adult...my opinion
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: Naked
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: Nope. I would never disrespect them like that
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: Nope
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: Never had it in a public place
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: No...that is uncomfortable and personally would make me feel like a hooch
Do you were protection as often as you should?: Yes...but I do not sleep around
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: No Child and No one night stands
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: Hell No
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: as long as they are within 5 or 6 years ahead or behind me.
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: I do not judge by size...sorry am not shallow like that.
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: No and No
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: Nope
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: Yesum
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: If I told you I would have to kill you :)
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Music:

I LOVE GWEN STEFANI..Yep very talented and beautiful with shitloads of spunk and attitude.....hehehehe:)

I pretty much love a variety of Music...Korn, Megadeth, Disturbed...I love the Smashing Pumpkins. I like R&B and some Rap...Country music...hmm depends on who it is. Other than that, I am open to listen to just bout anything if it catches me :)

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Movies:

Just

for my favorite movie.Best one I seen this year Girl Next Door....I do not get a lot of time in front of the Movie Screen nor the T.V. Lord have mercy on my soul...I love to watch Action movies and comedies.oooh I loved the movie Dodgeball...Kudos to Justin Long. he kick ass in that movie. he made me laugh so hard...Rock on...Nice!!! hehehehe

Go Justin...Go Justin...ahhh the the things that make you laugh. talk bout one hell of an actor hehehehe...loved the cheerleader scene

Television:

Just a few words on this one...I AM A LAW & ORDER FREAK!!!! hehehehe. I loved Jerry Orbach's attitude in the show...God rest his soul...he did one awesome character in Disney's Beauty & the Beast. Love that CandleStick hehehe...Rest in Peace Jerry

Ha...Drama...Drama...Drama...not for the television screen *lol* I had a lot of fun doing this with my nephew and niece *lmao*



Crazy Crazy niece and nephew *lol* She only wishes she could drive my car *lmao* ahhh a few more years to go Kim hehehehe

Books:

Ms. Jolene needs to so be reading Men are from Mars Women are from Venus hehehehe...And since I do not read a lot of books...this shall be an area dedicated to off the wall whacky ass shit!!! So whoever does not like it can just

Heroes:

I am going to have to say this one belongs so much to my parents....for standing by me...being there for me through so much...making me who I am today.....I love the both of them with all my heart : )
The one I owe my life and faith to is Jesus :)

My two favorite guys side by side. I had to put them together, Jesus and John hehehehe. They are the most important in my life :) I am certainly not going to ever forget my FLAVORITE man..who has been through so much with me and is far away right now but still knows how to help me through everything and stick by my side. I will always be thankful to have him in my life. I have so much love for him. Thank you John :)

My New little Great Nephew...ahhh he soooo cute hehehe