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Jeff Breakdown

They tried to make me join their Jihad, I said a no... no... no...

About Me

My life is my family, music, hockey.My wife and I just welcomed our new son, Maxwell "Spike" Perlin into the world. We are excited about this.

My Interests

My family, my dogz (fresh), playing and listening to music, playing and watching ice hockey (Go Rangers), my team - The Vipers, bbq's, Jack Daniels, my fish (I like them a lot).

I'd like to meet:

I dunno.

Music:

Written 27 years ago. More relevant than ever. Wow.

CIRCLE JERKS lyricsThe Clash, The Pogues, Shane MacGowan and the Popes, John Tesh (everything), good hardcore/punk/oi, James Brown and other 60's soul and R&B, 80's metal, blues (Junior Kimbrough, Cedell Davis, Muddy Waters, Mississippi John Hurt, Son House, etc.), good underground metal, Vegas-type stuff, Abba.

Movies:

Godfather I&II Raging Bull GoodFellas Scarface Unforgiven Hang 'em High High Plains Drifter Dirty Harry The Bad Lieutenant My Little Pony

Television:

MSG NHL Center Ice The Office Dog the Bounty Hunter Daily Show Colbert Report Pride Fighting Championships The Odd Couple The Honeymooners King of the Hill Any fight not promoted by Don King (in other words, good/real fights) History Channel All the religious channels so I can laugh and get pissed off at the same time

Books:

Anything Bukowski, Steinbeck, or Hemmingway. Books with big pictures.

Heroes:

Leroy (the Forrest Gump of Fells Point)- Nice shirt, buddy.

My Blog

Slumlords RIP

You heard it right.  The Slumlords have officially decided to call it quits.  There are lots of reasons for it, none of them being anything related to inner-band strife.  We all still a...
Posted by Jeff Breakdown on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 07:53:00 PST

MILESTONE - Spike is one month old

You're probably tired of me talking about my new kid, but I'm not tired of talking about him yet.  So you will have to deal with it.Max "Spike" Perlin is going to be one month old tomorrow. ...
Posted by Jeff Breakdown on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:14:00 PST

Street Nights!

Talked to Dom tonight.  He was very excited about a concept I had come up with for a song while in Germany.  "Street Nights".Alas, this dream will never come to fruition.  I am going to...
Posted by Jeff Breakdown on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:35:00 PST

Huge Blog Update! Exclusive News and No Photos!

So - Spike is finally here.  He is adorable.  And a very good boy.  He has huge nuts, like his poppa.Kimberly had to have a c-section.  She went through 2-days of labor with no med...
Posted by Jeff Breakdown on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:26:00 PST

FINALLY - Spike Has Arrived!!! (See new photos)

After 48 hours of labor my wife screamed, "I'm done!  Get him out of there!  I don't care what you need to do, slice me open and get him out!!!!"I don't blame her.  She went through hel...
Posted by Jeff Breakdown on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 07:59:00 PST

Holy Sh*t! Spike is not here yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There was a false alarm on Thursday night.  I was playing hockey and some kid that works at the rink ran up to the bench and told me that my wife called and said she was having the baby.  Th...
Posted by Jeff Breakdown on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 08:38:00 PST

Gorilla-Sized Disappointment

GB kicked butt, no doubt.Comeback Kid got about the same reaction we did.  To get a good idea of what that was  - look into the mirror and try staring at yourself with absolutely no expressi...
Posted by Jeff Breakdown on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 10:01:00 PST

New Photos!

Check em out.  I'll be updating my blog soon.  I've been real busy preparing for Spike to arrive.  I will keep you posted.Jeff
Posted by Jeff Breakdown on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:32:00 PST

Powers Irish Whiskey vs. Tullamore Dew and Spike

Ok.  I am a little tipsy right now.  Thanks to heffeweisen and Tullamore.  Sorry Powers.Spike is almost here.  I know you are all excited.  He has have received zero gifts fro...
Posted by Jeff Breakdown on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 09:40:00 PST

Hair Regrowth?

I was driving to the liquor store with Scottie today when we noticed that my hair seems to be growing back.  Why is this?  You're guess is as good as mine.I am not using any chemicals, herba...
Posted by Jeff Breakdown on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:03:00 PST