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reagan smash

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About Me


great. now I'll never get to sleep...
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I seriously don't have enough to do. Lilith made me - IM me if you're bored.
I'm thinking of getting into corset training. Since I suck at sports & all...besides, I seem to be a masochist to begin with. So it's not too far-fetched.
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I can complete a game of computer solitaire in 50 seconds I've never actually been in a fist fight I'm still offering $100 to anyone who can pick up 20 marbles with their ass (e-mail me for details) Underwear = evil I fucking hate hampsters No, I don't do that I like girl on girl porn Anyone who replaces an "s" in a word with a "z" is DEAD to me I give out bitchslaps for free They're an "E", so quit asking They're real, so quit asking I'm a HUGE X-Men fan I am a total Jew The real world is like highschool. Don't act so goddamn surprised I hate rap. Period. That also goes for hip-hop & r&b. I have no patience or respect for people who can't take the time to spell correctly. Yes, I'm really married The feminist movement is dead. Just like chivalry Bone is for the dog, meat is for the man. Give the chubby girl a shot I wanna be a Suicide Girl I swear a lot Long live the Skafia
Oh yeah, go fuck yourselves. ♥ ♥ ♥
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My Interests



B-rate horror & slasher flicks, stand-up, music (ah, to be the slave), tattoos and piercings, etc...

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I'd like to meet:


Cool Stuff from BlingPixie.comDean Martin (Fuck him for being dead), Kermit the Frog, any muppet, really...

Marilyn Monroe: the original plus size model (size 14)
MEN: this is what women are SUPPOSED to look like!

Music:

Ska, i.e., Reel Big Fish, the late, great SpitValves, Catch 22, Big D and the Kids Table, Mighty Mighty Bosstones; older stuff like Sublime, 311, Rancid and Guttermouth, Butthole Surfers, and the Dandy Warhols; mellow shit like Placebo, Bjork, and, sadly, Coldplay; really "guilty pleasure"-type shit like Garbage, Kittie, Bush, Coheed and Cambria, Brand New, and occasionally techno/ techno remixes like KMFDM (Muppets techno) and the really cool things that Nate made me listen to (Jerusalem in Snow, I believe?)

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Movies:

Kevin - fuckin'- Smith, gore movies (no, not movies starring Al Gore), transvestite movies (Hedwig, Party Monster), true murder stories, dick-and-fart-joke comedies.

heyl yea-ah

Television:

Plastic surgery shit, DeGrassi (shh), America's Most Wanted, Simpsons, stupid talk shows (oh, how I miss Jenny Jones), Discovery channel, Comedy Central (most of the time), Fuse (some of the time...and, hey, there IS worse). Robot Chicken, Family Guy, pretty much anything on Adult Swim (except that Japanime shit, I'd rather be butt fucked than watch that crap).

Books:



BlingPixie.com

My Blog

I cant be trusted with girl-parts

Baby 3 is on the way.  I don't know exactly when, but it's in there.  Swimmin' After this, I want my girly-parts removed.  All internal XX organs, get out, get out, get out.  ...
Posted by reagan smash on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:36:00 PST

This IS my free time

 
Posted by reagan smash on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:07:00 PST

I can’t believe no one’s worried

Well, since no one has asked, yes, I'm fine.  I live in Plant City with my granny for now, but I'll be back in Orlando before my birthday.  Mo-man is in pre-(pre-pre-)school now.  They...
Posted by reagan smash on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:09:00 PST

The Mexican stoner spite returns!

Remember the stoner-dumbass mother-to-be I mentioned in a previous blog about bad mothers?  Well, apparently my words hurt her.  Enough for her to post a blog about it. Wednesday, August 01,...
Posted by reagan smash on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:32:00 PST

The Good Old Days

I can't believe what advertisers said to get people to buy shit... bring on the scare tactics an blind ignorance!  ...
Posted by reagan smash on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:45:00 PST

Goddamn, this is one wacky gameshow

Well...that was an interesting hour & a half...   Richard, first of all, came in earlier tonight & dropped a dog off in the house.  Yeah. Fast forward to 2 hours ago when he was drag...
Posted by reagan smash on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:27:00 PST

I think I peed my pants a little


Posted by reagan smash on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:56:00 PST

My platform

I am so fucking sick of hearing & reading about parents who are neglectful &/or abusive towards their children.  Or, worse, in the case of a girl named Rocio (myspace.com/1stonedmexi_can_...
Posted by reagan smash on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:24:00 PST

Asians & women

Me do I really resemble asians & blacks?  Rich ha.  women. Markos more little girls... Jakob asians & girls... Other Family: my Dad my sister, Sarah more freakin' asian ...
Posted by reagan smash on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:02:00 PST

Oh, oh, it's magic

Today was the best day, overall, that I've had in a long time.  Rich has been passed out since 2:30 this morning (yes, he's still breathing, he get's up from time to time to bitch about what time...
Posted by reagan smash on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:17:00 PST