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Mister Kreutz

now fixing old watches!

About Me

Geogia on my mind, peas on my plate.

My Interests

watching the kudzu grow

I'd like to meet:

anyone who considers themself rather likeable

Music:

tif sigfrids and metal. and mogwai. and giant squid. and cLOUDDEAD.

Movies:

wild strawberries is very good. as is the edukators and the new 007 flick. Go see the Aqua Teen movie.

Television:

Jimmy stole it.

Books:

I will never again read an author of whom I suspect that he wanted to make a book, but only those whose thoughts unexpectedly became a book.

Heroes:

"Your god is piss! You bow before pshitt!" I am sincere in this statement yet still consider myself rather likeable.

My Blog

No computer where I live, this is a postcard

Dear friends, I have decided not to become a rain forest machete man as previously planned, but an Athens resident instead. I have a fine place to live with U. Pearl, and a fine source of employment a...
Posted by Mister Kreutz on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

Tristan Tzara would approve of this theft, and so: here Mary, another stolen manifesto!

HOW   I  BECAME CHARMING LIKEABLE AND DELIGHTFUL I sleep very late. I commit suicide at 65%. My life is very cheap, it's only 30% of life for me. My life has 30% of life. It lacks ...
Posted by Mister Kreutz on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST

tone setters and pasta


Posted by Mister Kreutz on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 05:06:00 PST

dear people I know: enjoy this new dark age that we live in.

The past year, threatening heads were all the rage, perhaps to be continued with minimal effort well into the next. Stylistically Klee's child overtook Klee's Elder. Watching that happen was much like...
Posted by Mister Kreutz on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 02:03:00 PST

Hygea! Sweet Lordess Send Me An Angel!

Give me health where I lack it, especially should that area of health be lacking not only, but degenerative. The screams are of black suns with growls of blossoming inhumanity, but these days I could ...
Posted by Mister Kreutz on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:06:00 PST