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..[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play] Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?" Foster: Cat Game? What's the record? Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten. Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?' [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side] Larry Johnson: Sorry about the... Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration. [the man hands him his license] Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2) [Mac ticks off two fingers] Larry Johnson: Sorry. [the man laughs a little] Foster: Is there something funny here boy? Larry Johnson: Oh, no. Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson? [pause] Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we? Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow? Foster: Am I saying meow? [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one] Larry Johnson: I thought... Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going? [man laughs] Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny? Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow. Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? [Mac is gut-busting laughing] Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer? [feigned anger] Foster: Do you see me eating mice? Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6) Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir. Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law. [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man] Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it? Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)---------------------------------------------------I have been known to rave every other day... ---------------------------------------DDR OWNS MY SOUL.
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