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Citizen Jackie

You're more of a basketball. Boys just pass you around. They bounce you hard on the ground. And drib

About Me

Hey! How long has it been old friend? Too long you sassy Devil! You Crabapple. Oh. You delicious horseshoe crab! aww. I'd pinch you with some claws if I had any! -------------------------------------------- Hi. Below is just a bunch of different aimless scenerios and situations that you might indulge in.Don't drive with your windows down in Lake City. More than likely a big biker guy will say to you " Hey! Girl! I have gone all day without seeing any nudity. Do you mind flashing a little bit?"Big...Buckin'...Chicken. You are big, and you are...Chicken.I believe I have stolen Rachel and Abby's stapler and plan to never give it back. EVER.Talking in Darth Vader voice and screaming out "Noooooooooo!" often tickles my fancy.Steal letters off of signs in Gatlinburg and you will be labled a "THEIF".IHOP is officially pronounced EHOP in Campbell County.Always tip your waiter with 2 dollars and a paper straw that says "I love you."Drunkatize me, Bud Light!-Don't stand in corners. A drunken man will come up to you and state, "I can make you feel good if you dance with me." You will say "No." and run away, but on the other hand - Rachel says "Hey. I'll dance with you."Rachel and Kelsie have official dubbed me "the Moaner."Would you like a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice with that?WalMart employees lie. They don't want you to ask them for help. Rachel and I asked for help on out "documentary" and they proceeded to call two very large police men on us and throw us out.(Yes, I have been kicked out of WalMart.)If a cop is behind you...don't pull off into a church because more than likely, he'll be waiting for you 100 feet away to pull you over.You can find used breast pumps at Goodwill.Apparently...If you go through the MeDonalds drive thru in Jacksboro and state to the large woman at the window that the product she is selling to me is "killing over 75% of Americans" - She will furiously bark at you and slam the window in your face.Shannon and I DID NOT flip customers off in from the back of my car while we were on break!Brittany, Shannon and I trahed Stephen Cates car while at the movies.This one time at band camp...I did a cartwheel and my shirt flew off in front of my teacher. Thats all I have to say about that.You're never too old to go see Princesses on Ice.I'm never standing on the left side of Nick. The reason why is that I fear that a man with a chain saw will come up beside my leg and scare me.Forget Band Camp. Its all about the Band Bus.The walk-in cooler in McDonalds is no place to air-hump. They just might catch you on camera.I bet that the pizza guy never stops at "the camper in front of (Brittany's) house " ever again.A television set + A playstation 2 + DDR + Brittany, Shannon, and Jackie + The hood of Brittany's dad's truck + one camper (love shack) + a bunch of little boys = One pissed off Dad.Swimming is fun. Especially in November.Chelsey and I have actually stalked someone before.Roll in some mud with Chelsey and me?I was once a mime.In Gatlinburg...I Kelsie and I met a man with no legs who was sitting in a box. He then shut his box and walked out. We followed him down the street.Dont go in a haunted mansion expecting to come out with all of your clothes not pulled off of you by a 12 year old screaming cheerleader.Does anybody want any strawberries?WERE OUT OF STRAWBERRIES!!!Bad Chicks RULE.The Bad Chicks:Chick Norris, Mizz O.A.B., Duck Grabber and Scuba Steve.Don't hiss at your English teacher.There's probably 15 pounds of candy in Rachels couch.Don't pick up ceramic rattlesnakes in Gatlinburg, you might drop them and then you'll have to pay half price, aka - $22.00.Brian Adkins, Chelsey Hardin, Whitney Griffith, and myself have changed in a one stall bathroom together to get ready for the Christmas Parade.Chelsey puts bubbles in hot tubs. Its real fun.-----------Any questions or comments?------------ *If so, please message me at anytime, see below for Screen name, or ask my Cell-Mate.

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[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play] Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?" Foster: Cat Game? What's the record? Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten. Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?' [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side] Larry Johnson: Sorry about the... Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration. [the man hands him his license] Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2) [Mac ticks off two fingers] Larry Johnson: Sorry. [the man laughs a little] Foster: Is there something funny here boy? Larry Johnson: Oh, no. Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson? [pause] Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we? Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow? Foster: Am I saying meow? [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one] Larry Johnson: I thought... Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going? [man laughs] Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny? Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow. Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? [Mac is gut-busting laughing] Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer? [feigned anger] Foster: Do you see me eating mice? Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6) Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir. Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law. [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man] Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it? Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)---------------------------------------------------I have been known to rave every other day... ---------------------------------------DDR OWNS MY SOUL.

I'd like to meet:

Matthew MacFadyen Conan Oberst

Music:

Switchfoot Green Day Dying Daily Relient K Action Action Fall Out Boy Simple Plan Bright Eyes The Cure Panic! at the Disco The Postal Service Aqualung Everlast MCR Kenny Chesney George Strait Rascal Flatts Keith Urban Senses Fail Three Days Grace Trapt Underoath The Verve Maroon 5 3 Doors Down Lifehouse Blink 182 Sum 41 The Used Hawthorne Heights Nelly Gwen Stefani Keane Kanye West (no relation) Yellowcard Lynard Skynard Adam Sandler's songs are the greatest The Vines Violent Femmes Destiny's Child Montgomery Gentry Sugarcult All American Rejects Nickelback Weezer Yeah Yeah Yeahs I like classical. The Bad Dudes Augustana

Movies:

The Phantom of the Opera, The Notebook, The Man in the Moon (not the one with Jim Carey), Constantine, Hot Chick, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Speak, Harry Potter (all of them), Clueless, Liar Liar, The Green Mile, Cruel Intentions, Austin Powers, Freaky Friday, Tomb Raider, IT, Napoleon Dynamite, Shallow Hal, Bourne Identity, 40 Days and 40 Nights, American Pie, Scary Movie, The Ring, The Grudge, When Harry Met Sally, Waynes World, The Aviator, Titanic, White Noise, Saw, Drumline, Se7en, The Bride of Chucky, [All] Nightmare on Elm Street, The Exorcist, Lizzie Mcguire Movie, Care Bears the Movie, Aladdin, The Return of Jafar, Salem's Lot, and Pet Cemetary, American Pie Band Camp is the GREATEST! Exorcism if Emily Rose,When a Stranger Calls, Grandma's Boy, Jarhead, Pride and Prejudice, A Knights Tale, Elizabeth, Over the Hedge, Silent Hill, Waiting, Super Troopers, Mostly SCARY and COMEDY movies - not too many "chick movies"...UGG.

Television:

MTV music Videos at 3:00 in the morning. (Vh1 is better though) That 70's show. Family Guy. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. House. Futurama. Mad TV.

Books:

But Inside I'm Screaming Desperation All Harry Potter books Message in a Bottle The Notebook R.L. Stine books (Goosebumps) The Great Gatsby To Kill a Mockingbird The Scarlet Letter Needful Things The Tragedy of Macbeth The Giver Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Zodiac

My Blog

This is so wrong on every level ever imaginable.

Saturday, March 20First line was: fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe (1:32:26 PM): Why are you sad? sadlilgrrl (1:33:04 PM): eh. i moved and dont know anyone and i have 2 be home schooled til august.fleet_capt...
Posted by Citizen Jackie on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:02:00 PST

How well do you know Jackie West?

How well do you know me?? 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do...
Posted by Citizen Jackie on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 01:06:00 PST

A WeEkeNd aT dEaReSt KeLsiE'S...

Hello friends (or who ever reads this), This weekend started off really bad, I had missed my bus and was sitting at the Middle School for atleast and hour trying to get a hold of someone to come ...
Posted by Citizen Jackie on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 05:18:00 PST