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[alyssamarie]

this isnt flying, its falling, with style

About Me


the name’s Alyssa Marie
heres a bit of backround…
-im originally from a town that’s not even on most maps
-i have the greatest boyfriend
-im really, really short (under 5 ft)
-ive had the nickname lovey for as long as I can remember..
-..&& i really don’t know why
-i work at CATO, as an assistant manager
-im a certified open water diver
-i moved to florida 8 years ago
-i was voted best ass in the class
-i graduated w/ the class of 2oo6
-i currently attend Withlacoochee Tech
-in the past, ive been called a bitch, a slut, a tease && a redneck
…some likes…
-the green bay packers
-brett favre, hes a god
-budwieser
-pretty much football in general
-jeopardy, its completely addicting
-cooking, && eating
-the color pink
-ice cream
-funny movies
-watching the sunset
-laying on the beach
…some dislikes…
-american idol (it just gets on my nerves)
-folding clothes
-whiskey
-being single
-watching people embarrass themselves
..&& some things that just piss me off
-ignorance
-liars
-cheaters
-hypocrites
light bulbs….they always blow when you really need them
kurt~the cute server from chilis who's oh, so smooth bout giving his number in front of girls' moms.. ive had a great time with you so far, && hopefully we'll have a lot more
daniel~ i dont know what i'd do without you..you 've kept me (in)sane, && you never gave up. you're the best.
sammie~ theres so much to say..you've been my bestest friend && worst enemy for as long as i can remember. i love you so much, && i'm proud to call you my baby cousin!
shelly shell~ my adopted freshman! good luck w/ the rest of your days at the hellhole. never forget algebra, or the great belt swap, && always think of me when you see dollar bills!
matt m~ you're the greatest 'big brother' i could have never asked for. thanks for all your advice this year, even if i didnt follow most of it...
phillip~ my favorite person in arizona!! i cant wait for brett favre to marry us on lambeau field..and then you're gonna be a famous rock star, and ill never have to work again! oh, && we cant forget bout our 16 kids..lol
matt l~ 3,200 walmarts..boy do we have our work cut out for us..!
katie~ my favorite part-timer! good times at work && at chilis, && dont worry, im not gonna abandon you!
doug~my mechanic. thanks for everything, you've been a great friend && counselor...even if you're not such a great baker..lol I made this layout with help from pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!
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Nice


88%

Fun


88%

Dramatic


69%

Immature


63%

Outgoing


63%

Shy


13%

mean


13%
what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)
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My Interests


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I'd like to meet:

brett favre- im a HUGE green bay fan, its really kinda pathetic... yea brett favre wants to marry me, he just doesnt kno it yet.
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Chains/Handcuffs


92%

Bondage


83%

Blind Folds


83%

Biting


67%

Whips


42%

Blood


10%
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Music:

Nickelback

I like your pants around your feet And I like the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favourite damn disease And I love the places that we go And I love the people that you know And I love the way you can't say no Too many long lines in a row I love the powder on your nose

Rascal Flatts

Every long lost dream led me to where you are Others who broke my heart they were like northern stars Pointing me on my way into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you

Nelly

I can’t wait to see you Want to see if you still got that look in your eyes That one you had for me before we said our goodbyes And it’s a shame that we got to spend our time Being mad about the same things Over and over again About the same things Over and over again

Josh Gracin

Oh yeah, by the way she moves She's got me rolling in dirt in a white t-shirt Breaker Breaker 1-9 she's a big ol' flirt By now she's got me pretty tied up Tied down, any way I choose I got nothin' to lose

Bon Jovi

I'll be there for you These five words I swear to you When you breathe I want to be the air for you I'll be there for you I'd live and I'd die for you Steal the sun from the sky for you Words can't say what a love can do I'll be there for you

Montgomery Gentry

She's got an MBA and a plush corner office She's got a don't mess with me attitude She'll close a deal she don't reveal that she can feel The loneliness the emptiness Except when she comes in here She's the product of the Me generation She's got a rock and roll side when you get her agitated She got the tattoo there on her derriere from a spring break dare In Panama where love was all she thought she'd ever need

Movies:

charlie & the chocolate factory, harold & kumar, anchorman,and all the austin powers movies, the matrix(s), the ring, saw 1 & 2, constantine, blow, white noise, the others, blue collar comedy, billy madison, big daddy, happy gilmore, deuce bigalow, little nicky...

Television:

simpsons, er, super sweet 16, iron chef, fairly oddparents, that 70s show, malcolm in the middle, yo mamma, survivor, deal or no deal....

Books:


goofin off w/ kurt
back off ladies, hes mine!

me && my shelly shell!!!

katie && i get reallllly bored in those last 5 mins before we close.

o, yea, im a model...lmao

me && all three daniels on pine island

the daniel(s)

daniel’s really not that good at skim boarding…

ride the wave..

o yea, suess landing was a blast

Heroes:


Brett Favre is a god...I'm gonna marry him..
That's for my favorite person in Arizona, Phillip...! Mwah!

My Blog

my <3 life

ok,  im tired of people asking me,  so listen up.daniel && i arent together anymore!so stop asking me about him.we're still great friends, but we broke up.hes with connie now, &&...
Posted by [alyssamarie] on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:14:00 PST

what do you think of me?

fill it out x. who are you?:x. are we friends?:x. when and how did we meet?:x. how have i affected you?:x. what do you think of me?:x. what's the fondest memory you have of me?:x. how long do you thin...
Posted by [alyssamarie] on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:50:00 PST

sex w/ a taurus is ...(thanks matt)

Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-...
Posted by [alyssamarie] on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 07:53:00 PST

graduation thoughts

ok, so its official, i've graduated...i dont really think the enormity of the situation had sunk in yet...no more high school...ever...wow.i just cant believe its all over, i mean...yea, i can still r...
Posted by [alyssamarie] on Sat, 27 May 2006 09:23:00 PST

poem for the c/o 2006

for the c/o 2006...   We've been through a lot,and we'll never forgetfour years full of dramafilled with joy and regret From scared little freshmen,we've made our way here..Sophomores, then junio...
Posted by [alyssamarie] on Sun, 14 May 2006 08:30:00 PST

poem, pplz (if you love me, you'll comment)

As I walk along the shore, Feeling the sand beneath my feet I can close my eyes and remember, The memory bittersweet.. The memory is of the night We spent on this sand When not a word was spoken As we...
Posted by [alyssamarie] on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:55:00 PST

boyfriend application

full name:age:eye/hair color:height/weight:birthday:hometown:school you attend:favorite food:favorite sport:favorite color:favorite movie:favorite song:what music do you listen to:do you drive/what ar...
Posted by [alyssamarie] on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 01:57:00 PST

finally.....................!

i finally got a computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i wont actually be able to use it for another week....(dont ask, cuz i dont get it...) so yea, i might actually be online and be able to update my prof...
Posted by [alyssamarie] on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:12:00 PST

comp. issues

hey everyone! sorry i havent been on in like forever..i broke my computer...it wont even start....im not even on it now, im @ rickys using his, but i figured id be nice and let yall kno why i havent b...
Posted by [alyssamarie] on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:32:00 PST

homecoming

omfg, i swear we should tape homecoming and sell the footage to abc...it'd be the best fucking soap opera out there...so much drama.. i only danced for like a half hour and it was to 60s music, so yea...
Posted by [alyssamarie] on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 06:14:00 PST