Ron Burgundy

I really enjoy being lead anchor at KVWN Channel 4 News in San Diego, California. We pride ourselves on the fact that we have the best ratings of all the news channels. I have a passion that lives in my loins like a flaming, golden hawk: to be a network anchor. My news team consists of: My sweet Brick Tamland, Brian Fantana (the Bri-Man), Champ Kind, and Veronica Corningstone. My arch nemesis anchor is Wes Mantooth. I enjoy a nice glass of scotch, my voice that can make a wolverine purr, my suits that make Sinatra look like a hobo, looking really good, going to the same party for 12 years, and my wise little gentleman Baxter. Baxter can speak Spanish, poop in refrigerators, talk to bears, eat whole wheels of cheese, and cut to the core of me like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.