At the Sock Hop

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Hardy Clapperton
Birthday: 01/27/1959
Birthplace: The Dumpster Behind The Warehouse
Current Location: Hiding under Jenny's Bed on Her Laptop
Eye Color: One Green and One Black
Hair Color: Multi-Color Wig Most Times
Height: 5'6 without my Lady Shoes
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Footed
Your Heritage: Penguin
The Shoes You Wore Today: 7 Inch Heels
Your Weakness: Gnomes
Your Fears: Olvia's Frying Pan
Your Perfect Pizza: Mince and Peanut Butter
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To Buy a Sequined Ball Gown
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Stop Messaging Me Hardy
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where Am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: My Long Legs
Your Bedtime: 2:00 PM
Your Most Missed Memory: Chicken Pot Pie
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Kentucky Fried Chicken
Single or Group Dates: Gnome Dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Hot Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Tea
Do you Smoke: Smoke What?
Do you Swear: Like A Sailor
Do you Sing: Horribly
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes
Have you Been in Love: Too Many Times
Do you want to go to College: They Kicked Me Out
Do you want to get Married: I was 11 Times.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I am a super Hero
Do you get Motion Sickness: Oh Yea
Do you think you are Attractive: Surely
Are you a Health Freak: Blah
Do you get along with your Parents: They Have Restraining Orders against Me
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, Sunstorms
Do you play an Instrument: ....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm not a Drunk.
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked What?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I can't tell
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With the Gnome
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I was Kicked Out
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, last night with the neigbors Cat
In the past month have you been on Stage: Naked
In the past month have you been Dumped: All the Time
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yep
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Your Heart
Ever been Drunk: Sometimes
Ever been called a Tease: Sure
Ever been Beaten up: Everyday
Ever Shoplifted: Only When I needed new pantyhose
How do you want to Die: Painfully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An Ostrich
What country would you most like to Visit: Isreal
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Pink
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 7'1
Weight: 650 lbs
Best Clothing Style: Gnomish
Number of Drugs I have taken: 72
Number of CDs I own: 2500
Number of Piercings: 17
Number of Tattoos: 39
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2,589,647,351,745
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