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Jonathan (a.k.a. aZalus)

Now is the winter of our discontent...

About Me


It was a great mistake, my being born a man, I would have been much more successful as a seagull or a fish. As it is, I will always be a stranger who never feels at home, who does not really want and is not really wanted, who can never belong, who must always be a little in love with death..
-Eugene O'neill's "Long Day's Journey"
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I am not."
-Kurt Cobain
"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
-Horace Walpole
"While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die."
-Leonardo da Vinci
Some Stupid Survey I found..
Personal
ok so whats your name?: Jonathan S.
how old are you?: 20
your home town..?: Montross, Virginia
where you live right now?: Knoxville, Tennessee
who do you live with?: I live in solitude
how many friends do you have?: I don't count
have you ever...
wanted to die: Yes
made smores: Yes
cheated on a test: Yes
wished upon a star: Yes
prank called: No
used up 10 bottles of silly string: Just 1
cried in front of your crush or boyfrined/girlfrined: Nope
missed someone so much your heart hurt: Yes
beaten someone up: I've done ok, but they always get broken up
have been beaten up: Nope
not gone to the bathroom for longer than a week: Nope
won an award: Yes, an art trophy in Elementry
kissed someone in the rain: Yes
kissed somone in the snow: Nope
kissed someone while playing truth or dare, 7 minutes in heaven, etc.: Nope, hate those games
been hit my lightning: Nope, but have tried =P
almost drowned: Frozen lake once, but I didnt go all the way in
bought a lava lamp: Yes
random questions...
so how is this quiz so far?: Stupid and pointless yet I'm still here
honestly:
so, do you own a cell phone?: Yes.. Just a prepay
an iPod: No
do you have AIM or any other instant messenger?: Yes
if so, whats your screen name?: Aim= Js22520 Yim= Azaluswanga
do you have a myspace?: That is a stupid question..
livejournal?: No
xanga?: No
any of those other journal things?: No
whats your favorite restraunt?: I don't like the places, just the food
favorite food?: Chinese
favorite drink: Tea
how many closets do you have in your room?: Apartment.. and 2
how about in your house?: ^
is your phone ringing right now?: No
what time is it right now?: 6:22 am
what kind of computer do you own?: Built it myself
what are you listening to right now?: Was listening to some of Korn's old stuff a second ago
are you eating anything?: No
when was the last time you...
burped: I don't keep a journal
laughed: probably yesterday
showered: today
went to the bathroom: today
vacumed: don't remember
went to school: Spring of 2004
cried: don't remember
turned on a light: today
threw something away: maybe 3 hours ago, Ramen package..
did the dishes: same as above
did the laundry?: about to do it in the next couple days
flunked a test: how the hell should I remember
aced a test: why am I doing this quiz...
broke something: at work a couple days ago.. a dish
lost a tooth: when I was a toddler
went swimming: don't remember
ate something: some hours ago
this or that...
powerade or gatorade: Gatorade
sushi or chicken: Chicken
IM or TV: TV
MP3 or radio: MP3
yahoo or hotmail: Yahoo
1% or 2% milk?: who cares..
south park or the simpsons: Simpsons
dog or cat: Dog
french fries or potato chips: French Fries
cola softdrinks or lemon lime softdrinks: Lemon Lime
mellow yellow or mt. dew: Mellow Yellow
eating out or in: In
crayons or colored pencils: Colored Pencils
Mondays or Sundays: Sundays
Saturdays or Fridays: Saturdays
summer or fall: Fall
spring or winter: Winter
TV or reading: TV
over all...
what would you rate this survey on a scale 1-10: 0
was it the best survey you've ever taken: fuck you..
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Suicide


100%

Disappear


67%

Accident


53%

Bomb


40%

Disease


33%

Posion


33%

Suffocated


33%

Eaten


33%

Stabbed


20%

Drowning


13%

Gunshot


0%

Natural Causes


0%

Cut Throat


0%
How Will You Die??
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You scored as Goth.

Goth


94%

Loner


94%

Stoner


75%

Punk/Rebel


69%

Drama nerd


50%

Geek


19%

Ghetto gangsta


19%

Prep/Jock


6%
What High School Stereotype Are You?
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You Are Surrealism
Dreamy and idealistic, you've created a world that is all your own.
It's very likely that you've either dabbled in drugs or are naturally trippy.
You are always trying to push beyond the boundaries of your culture and society.
You believe that art, love, and freedom can change the world. What Art Movement Are You?____________________________________________________
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 36%
Stability |||| 16%
Orderliness ||||||||||||46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic|||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism|||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Selfabsorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pancomplex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||| 16%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia ||||||||||||||||||||90%
Vanity|||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 90%Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Which Final Fantasy 7 Character are you?


You are VINCENT. Rememberto clean the cobwebs off your coffin once in a while- first impressions are lasting!
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What dark god are you?
Pain:You are the god of all things painfull. you cause pain and are always in it rather it be mental or Physical.
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What Type of Killer Are You?
You are an assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your job without mixing any emotions in it. In your life you have probably been hurt many times and have gotten some mental scars. This results in you being distant from people. Though many think that you are evil, you are not. What you really are is a person, trying to forget your pain and past. You are the person who never seems to care and that is why being an assassin fits you good. Atleast, that's what people think. Even if you don't care that much for your victims, you still have the ability to care and to generally feel. It is not lost, just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to not get to noticed, and dress in black or other discrete colours. You don't being in the spotlight and wish people would just leave you alone. But once you do get close to someone you have a hard time letting go and get real down if you loose him/her.
Main weapon: Sniper
Quote:"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes
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Which Of The Greek God Are You ?
Mors
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My Interests

Thinking; Writing (or the attempt); Computers 101; Star Wars; the Middle Ages; Fantasy; Scifi; and whatever else I find that keeps my mind busy..

I'd like to meet:

Edgar Allen Poe, William Shakespeare, Siddhartha Gautama, Marilyn Manson, and anyone remotely interesting.

I don't rank my friends. You want to see any of them, you see them all.
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Gir Cupcake

the emo song

The Presidents of the United States of America - Lump

Kiwi!

Music:

Depending on mood: Rock/ Metal; Classical; Japanese (most types); anything with meaning behind it.. not some mindless noise put onto a disk for the sole purpose of supporting some bum's out of control cocaine habbit...

-Marilyn Manson
-Rammstein
-Korn
-Godsmack
-Smile Empty Soul
-Celldweller
-Staind
-E Nomine
-Hinder
-Flyleaf
-Live
-Nickelback
-Bush
-Nirvana
-Zeromancer
-Three Days Grace
-Snow Patrol
-Garbage
-Stone Sour
-30 Seconds to Mars
-Drowning Pool

Movies:

Star Wars; Seven Samurai; Falling Down; Battle Royale; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; LotR; Saw I & Saw II; Super Mario Brothers; Silent Hill; and others I can't think of right now.

Television:

Stargate SG1/ Atlantis; CSI: Vegas; Anime; Family Guy; American Dad; etc. Come to think of it, I don't watch these things that often either, So I suppose you could say I'm not much of a television person. All I really watch these days is the news.. w00t!

Books:

Catcher in the Rye; Lord of the Rings; Darth Maul: Shadow Hunter

Heroes:

No one person in particular is my hero.. If I had to choose it would be someone that knew how to use their mind. That seems severly lacking in today's society. I idolize the great minds/ thinkers from all recorded time. So I suppose you could say my hero is more of an Ideal, the ideal of the cerebral. If only more people would avert their attentions from the corporeal world, our society might be able to save itself from a certain, horrible end. Then again has the human race shown themselves worthy of such redemption?

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